hjkashld
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I faked back pain to get out of sex with my wife. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
biggieT
Colombo, Sri Lanka 🌶️ Spicy
Actor's Studio
Today, I was having sex with my wife, when she fell asleep. She then woke up and started moaning, clearly faking an orgasm. FML
Anonymous
I suck
Today, I sucked so bad that I faked an injury during a football game to get out of playing. FML
virgo
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had to lie to my therapist about my sex life to make myself feel better. FML
hnickell93
Visalia, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I realized that sex with my husband has gotten so boring that I'd rather fake an orgasm than let him continue. FML
blarghhhh
Owosso, United States
Today, I woke up with the flu. My wife thinks I'm faking it so we don't have to go on date night, even though I've been on the toilet all day. FML
k8thagr8
Virginia Beach, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Pull yourself together
Today, I slipped on some ice and wrecked my back. When my husband and I went to go to bed, he begged me to take one of the pain pills left over from his recent surgery. Not so I could feel better and get some rest, but so he could have sex. FML
shouldabeenapornstar
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Fake it til you make it
Today, I decided to fake it when my husband and I were making love. Afterwards, he told me that he could tell my head was "really in the game" and felt a stronger connection with me now and was glad I opened up and "let go" with him. FML
Anonymous
Somerset, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while I was fooling around with my girlfriend, she hurt her hand. It obviously wasn't very serious, so I told her to stop faking it. She responded, "Wanna know what I actually fake? My orgasms." FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Ouchie
Today, I felt a horrible pain while having sex with my wife, and I had to stop. I thought it was a hernia or something, but she called me a liar and accused me of everything from not finding her attractive, to me cheating on her. It turned out I had appendicitis. She still won't apologize. FML
Anonymous
Deception
Today, I found out my husband was faking his leg injury. I caught him out and about walking just fine, hand in hand with another woman. I’ve been caring for him, holding down the bills, and taking him to an "at home" chiropractor for the past 7 months. FML
Top comments
kzxvazure 0
just say no....
HSOMGF 5
That back pain is probably related to your lack of spine. And really, **** HER life. She deserves better.
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spacetravel 1
Am I the only one who thought he is keeping his erectile dysfunction as a secret out of embarrassment? if that's why this is an fml, then op, stop lying to your wife. She should know before your ass gets cheated on.
Tempest559 12
Time for that divorce. Being single after being married is much appreciated.
gom_fml 2
Doesn't matter, almost had sex.
rubyliu8420 7
You are pathetic!
Mayshod 3
Be a man. You want a great sex life? **** her like someone was standing next to the bed ready to put a bullet in your face once you are done. Take her like this time will be the last time you ever get to bang her and do it that way every time, because one day it will be the last time. Quit being such a limp dick and share your love with your wife.
luckoirish14 6
Do you not like woman? Or sex that bad?
GUNN1313 3
No you fake back pain to get a BJ any thing less and your man card needs to be evaluated
mickerdiddly 0
OP never said he got/wanted a bj...
vvo19 0
A new a time low!
mickerdiddly 0
Don't lie, just be honest with her. Communicate about it and see if the reason why you're avoiding it can be fixed. If not, then it's time to get up out of there!
lovepandorasaver 11
This is one I really wish the OP commented on.