hjkashld
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I faked back pain to get out of sex with my wife. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
biggieT
Colombo, Sri Lanka 🌶️ Spicy
Actor's Studio
Today, I was having sex with my wife, when she fell asleep. She then woke up and started moaning, clearly faking an orgasm. FML
Anonymous
I suck
Today, I sucked so bad that I faked an injury during a football game to get out of playing. FML
virgo
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had to lie to my therapist about my sex life to make myself feel better. FML
hnickell93
Visalia, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I realized that sex with my husband has gotten so boring that I'd rather fake an orgasm than let him continue. FML
blarghhhh
Owosso, United States
Today, I woke up with the flu. My wife thinks I'm faking it so we don't have to go on date night, even though I've been on the toilet all day. FML
k8thagr8
Virginia Beach, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Pull yourself together
Today, I slipped on some ice and wrecked my back. When my husband and I went to go to bed, he begged me to take one of the pain pills left over from his recent surgery. Not so I could feel better and get some rest, but so he could have sex. FML
shouldabeenapornstar
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Fake it til you make it
Today, I decided to fake it when my husband and I were making love. Afterwards, he told me that he could tell my head was "really in the game" and felt a stronger connection with me now and was glad I opened up and "let go" with him. FML
Anonymous
Somerset, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while I was fooling around with my girlfriend, she hurt her hand. It obviously wasn't very serious, so I told her to stop faking it. She responded, "Wanna know what I actually fake? My orgasms." FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Ouchie
Today, I felt a horrible pain while having sex with my wife, and I had to stop. I thought it was a hernia or something, but she called me a liar and accused me of everything from not finding her attractive, to me cheating on her. It turned out I had appendicitis. She still won't apologize. FML
Anonymous
Deception
Today, I found out my husband was faking his leg injury. I caught him out and about walking just fine, hand in hand with another woman. I’ve been caring for him, holding down the bills, and taking him to an "at home" chiropractor for the past 7 months. FML
Top comments
kzxvazure 0
just say no....
HSOMGF 5
That back pain is probably related to your lack of spine. And really, **** HER life. She deserves better.
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virginiatech2 6
What is wrong with you???
mop909head 1
Wow man, spice things up cause she is gonna find it somewhere else, and woman if u agree dont think that guys wont find it somewhere else if u are holding out either.
ogle5431 1
I've turned down sex with my wife before. I love her and find her so sexy but honestly sometimes I'm just too damned tired. She's done the same. I don't see the big deal unless you're doing that very often.
twiins_fml 5
Sex must suck..
TULEINYANA 3
Pussy
trollmania 1
Fake and gay.. Or just gay.
kaila332 0
U know she could have an FML profile. She could have saw this story In the other hand You broke ur wife's heart by lying Even without her knowing
daltonehret91 0
Well… actually sex is one of the best pain relievers
tyler004 0
yeahh cause women are just soo understanding of the truth:P
kalbrek009 20
Holy hell in a hand basket! I've never heard of a guy finding an excuse to NOT have sex before! Obviously something is wrong with one or both of you! YDI!