Today, I dropped my car off at the dealership for a bumper replacement due to a hit and run in a parking lot. After being told it was ready, their shuttle picked me up, and backed up into my just-replaced bumper. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, someone backed straight into my car as I was hunting for a parking spot. I just got my car back from the body shop after a hit-and-run. FML
Today, I picked up my car after I got it painted. As I backed up in the parking lot, my car scraped against a pillar. Now I have to put it right back in the shop. FML
Today, I drove my husband's car to the mall because my car was in the shop. The bumper was being repaired because I got rear ended while stopped at a traffic light. While stopped at the same intersection I got rear ended again. FML
Today, I went to my insurance company to deal with some paperwork. One of their employees backed into my car before I made it into the building. FML
Today, I was driving around a parking lot, looking for an empty spot. Someone was backing out a bit too quickly as I was about to pass by, so I honked to announce myself. The driver instead panicked and reversed into my front bumper. FML
Today, I was stoked to show my new car to my friends that I pulled into the parking lot a bit too fast, attempting to look cool. I accidentally hit the curb and ended up scratching the entire front bumper on a trash can that I didn't see. Now I have a busted up bumper, and my friends will probably never let me forget it. FML
Today, I met my new neighbors when they backed into my parked car. FML
Today, after I arrived at work, somebody crashed into my parked car and left a big dent. The impact pushed my car up onto the curb and I got a parking ticket. FML
Today, campus security called me to let me know a lawnmower crashed into my car. Apparently the guy mowing the lawn lost control. My car wasn't parked by any grass. I need a new bumper. FML
Today, I decided to be a good driver and not run through the yellow light. As soon as I stopped my car another came and rear-ended me. The guy told me to go in the parking lot so we can exchange information. So I drove into the parking lot, I turned my head and watched him drive away. FML
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Top comments
azouwa 26
At least you don't have to pay for the second one...
DanielleinDC 34
Well, at least you don't have to have it towed to the shop. Hopefully they'll pay for the repairs caused by their shuttle driver.
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Comments (10)
azouwa 26
At least you don't have to pay for the second one...
LittleRed79 39
Buy one, get one free!
Firestar268 25
Guess the day was pretty bumpy
CrazyTrainWreck 19
Did the bus driver learn to drive on the bumper cars?
jello_bellied_snack_snapper 19
Here's hoping they hook you up with a new bumper 😃
DanielleinDC 34
Well, at least you don't have to have it towed to the shop. Hopefully they'll pay for the repairs caused by their shuttle driver.
Jerrod Baetsch 6
Imagine the poor book keeper in the insurance office putting away this report to his biss
zuckerburg 21
Why would you need a shuttle if your car was parked behind the shuttle? I'm confused
Inkoseh 33
If you live within a certain distance of the dealership, a shuttle can pick you up from your home. I'm assuming they arrived and the shuttle driver tried to park beside his car, re-hitting the bumper!
Lobby_Bee 18
I'm sure the dealership would cover the repair cost, it was their fault. At least the dealership I previously worked at would.