Today, my boyfriend has been fired from Amazon, rejected by the army, deactivated from Uber, and quit his fast food job. He also proposed. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, right after I turned down an amazing job opportunity in another location, just so I could be with him. FML
Today, my boyfriend was fired. After breaking the news, he also broke up with me. Apparently, his boss had a creepy crush on me and would give my boyfriend bonuses for bringing me to company events and, occasionally, out on the boss's personal boat. Looks like I am no longer useful. FML
Today, I got a sweet promotion at my job. Instead of being happy and celebrating with me, my boyfriend broke up with me because he is jealous that I'm more successful than he is. FML
Today, my boyfriend came home and said he'd been fired from his minimum wage cashier job. He added that since I make enough to cover the bills, he wants to take a break from "working and shit." I stared at him, mouth agape, and he thought I was offering him a blowjob. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me during a funeral. FML
Today, my boyfriend's proposal speech somehow ended with him breaking up with me. FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to tell my boyfriend that I wanted to go separate ways. Before I could say anything, he proposed. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. My boss called me into her office and congratulated me, and spent almost half an hour asking me what our wedding plans were, where we might honeymoon, if we wanted kids, etc. She then followed this by suddenly remembering she had called me into the office to sack me. FML
Today, I quit my job and sent a mass mail on Facebook that I was moving to a different state with my long time boyfriend. He called me later that night to tell me we aren't moving after all. Now we are both jobless with loads of bills to pay by the end of the month. FML
Today, I was proposed to in a McDonald's. FML
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Shzusuziq11 12
run away. run away now
Yudith 28
You know, having a stay-at-home husband is not as bad as it seems. Provided that he does the cooking, cleaning, listening, and gardening a stay-at-home wife does.
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Comments (10)
RichardPencil 32
He probably is anticipating that his remuneration as your full-time gigolo will be better than a bunch of odd jobs. The life of a kept man!
Yudith 28
You know, having a stay-at-home husband is not as bad as it seems. Provided that he does the cooking, cleaning, listening, and gardening a stay-at-home wife does.
core01 30
The one's who cant hold jobs also wont do any household jobs either.
Shzusuziq11 12
run away. run away now
poopface82 25
I can’t be the only one who thinks there’s some kind of mental health issue going on here.
Fairla31 6
You need to R.U.N do not have kids I repeat safe sex with him
Crowned Sataness 12
he's fully ready for you to completely support him. run, and ffs do not get pregnant
Wadlaen 24
He seems to be a rare specimen! Make sure you don't lose him! Good luck!!
AzraelAngelus 15
Hope you said no
core01 30
This one's defective. Throw him back.
Brightside86 31
All of those jobs kind of suck anyways and are basically just traps for the poor/unskilled/unexperienced...except sometimes the Army. If things are otherwise good maybe see what it would take to get a real job. As a side note I just found out Lime pays $5 per scooter to charge and drop off some people on reddit are making 55k+ a year doing that. Also it's easy to make money going to garage/estate/book sales and just selling things online for a profit. Shouldn't take much to match the $16.50 or w/e those jobs offer.