Today, I entered the crowded bus and one man sitting in the priority seat glanced at me. Upon seeing my protruding tummy, he quickly offered me his seat. I took the seat. I am not pregnant. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a pregnant woman got on the bus. There were no free seats, so I stood up to give her mine. An obese man pushed past her, waddled over, and oozed into my seat. I said it was for the pregnant lady. He called me a "sexist bitch" and claimed he needed it more. FML
Today, while taking the subway home, a woman offered me her seat. I smiled and declined. She said she insisted because of my "pregnancy." I was too ashamed to say I wasn't pregnant, so I just took the seat. FML
Today, I saw a woman who I thought was pregnant on the bus. Trying to be nice, I offered her my seat and congratulated her. She wasn't pregnant, just holding a large bag of groceries. The entire bus heard me and the death glare she gave could’ve turned me to stone. FML
Today, a sweet old lady gave up her seat for me in the bus. She lectured the entire bus that seats should be given to those in need, like myself who is "heavily pregnant." I'm just fat. FML
Today, a businessman in his forties tackled me to the ground in an attempt to take my seat on a crowded train. When that didn't work, he called me a fat bitch and gave me the finger. The seat was given up for me because I'm seven months pregnant. FML
Today, as I stepped into a subway car, I noticed some free seats and began walking towards them. A group of girls standing nearby looked at me, then at the seats, and made a run for them. They then high-fived, presumably as congratulations for sitting down before the pregnant lady could. FML
Today, I was wearing a new $500 dress on a crowded train. I looked great and I could feel the eyes on me. A cute guy then offered me his seat, only boosting my confidence more until he said "for you and the baby," pointing at a bump in my dress. I'm not pregnant and wasted $500. FML
Today, on the bus, a little boy gave me the dirtiest look, pointed at my pregnant stomach, and menacingly said, "I know what you did." FML
Today, while on the bus, a small child asked me if I was having a baby, and I replied "Yes." I'm not. I was just too ashamed to admit I was fat. FML
Today, while I was on the bus to work, a morbidly obese man sat down next to me. When my stop came and I stood up to get off, he just looked at me, said with a smirk, "good luck with that," and went back to reading his paper. I missed my stop. FML
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Top comments
SailorButterfly 8
At least he was kind enough to offer his seat. And you saved him embarrassment by taking it instead of pointing out the error. I think the situation went as smoothly as it could. Maybe you can use this as your wake up call to finally get on a path to losing weight if it really bothered you. Mine was when I saw myself in a picture about 2 years ago...I was so big, my face looked like it was swollen from a bee sting or something. I was disgusted with myself, so I started doing something about it. 35 pounds lost so far. :)
xxmarlboroxx 0
bahaha you got a free seat and you're bitching about it? @5 grown up you jerk
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Comments (118)
TheWaaaaambulanc 0
Go take a run, chubbs. It won't kill you, I promise.
xxkiwixx5623_fml 0
At least he was trying to be nice
RevengeOnYou 0
Who cares if he thinks your pregnant. Free seat. Win all.
purplemnm 9
ydi for being a fatass. eat a box of krispy kreme and stop bitching at us. gawd....
xoxcinderellaxox 0
ydi. look at the bright side, at least men would be nice to you coz they think you're preggers.
thedivinecomeD 0
maybe he just likes fat people....?
TexasFalcon 0
hey free seat! who gives a crap XD
darkmis1 18
This is NOT an FML! It's a story about you being selfish and taking a kind mans seat.
ROFLUMAD 0
As far as I know, the priority seat is also for those who are physically handicapped. You sound like such a person. How is this an FML at all? Lose weight and deal with it.
sydneyanne 0
lol that's pretty funny. it makes me think of that Hugh grant movie two weeks notice when he says to this fat black lady "congratulations on the baby." and she's like "what baby? what baby?" lol.