Today, my boyfriend came home with three of his best friends and broke up with me in front of them. Then, when I asked if we could talk privately, he filmed it for "documentation." FML
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Yolanda Patrice Evans 17
He’s either a complete dick or you’re crazy and he needed proof/backup to protect himself.... 😕
juggalo2 22
He's probably a chickensh*t who wasn't man enough to break up with you himself. So he had to get his friends for moral support. They probably wanted to be there to make sure he didn't back out. Do yourself a favor and don't ask him to explain or come back.
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RichardPencil 32
Hey, you got to protect yourself from those wrongful termination lawsuits! He-said-she-said cases can go either way, but he-said-he-said-he-said-he-said-she-said cases are pretty definitive victories for "he."
Yolanda Patrice Evans 17
He’s either a complete dick or you’re crazy and he needed proof/backup to protect himself.... 😕
[email protected] 10
That's pretty harsh and confronting
juggalo2 22
He's probably a chickensh*t who wasn't man enough to break up with you himself. So he had to get his friends for moral support. They probably wanted to be there to make sure he didn't back out. Do yourself a favor and don't ask him to explain or come back.
KIEdekka 14
he was likely afraid of what she would do, and had good reason for wanting witnesses. as far as any of us know, she could have been abusive, manipulative, overbearingly controlling, any number of issues. there are rarely cases where the man gets the benefit of the doubt in court, and the jury will often sympathize with the woman, and rule the man guilty of any charges or the woman innocent, simply on her word. If there was any chance of things getting ugly, the man would want some way to protect himself. Of course, there is no way for me to know the whole story from this two sentence post, but I prefer to think of both sides of an altercation first, before putting anyone down or placing labels on them.
blondie45 21
You’re definitely better off without him.
mfranks19891989 10
How cute your boyfriend (ex) brought his support group with him to break up with you.
BurnInDemonFire 39
Were you dating Abed?
AmbrosiaFan 19
wow wonder why he needed witnesses? wonder what his side of the story is...
J15237 25
You should have fired off on camera about how you were ******* one of his friends or something. That would have been fun.