Today, I drove the width of the country to tell the girl I've lost that I'm in love with her. She wasn't home. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I told my girlfriend I loved her. She left and never came back. FML
Today, I went for a drive to clear my head of relationship issues. That night, I got pulled over. Lost the car and my license. I texted my girlfriend, saying I was sorry; she left. Lost her too. FML
Good intentions…
Today, I drove for three hours to surprise a girl after surgery. My truck broke down outside her place, and it turns out she's over an hour away at her family's place. FML
Next time, text me instead
Today, I drove 120 miles to spend a few days with my girlfriend. Less than 12 hours into my stay, she dumped me. FML
Today, I drove three hours to surprise my girlfriend, who I hadn't seen in three weeks. When she opened the door, she gasped, told me to fuck off, and slammed the door in my face. FML
Today, I drove 4 hours to see my girlfriend of a year, as she had asked me to stay with her for a few days. When I arrived she told me she wanted to be friends as she liked someone else, but wanted me to stay the few days so we could work on being friends. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend to tell him how excited I was to drive 12 hours to see him and his new house. His girlfriend answered. FML
Today, I met a girl at a bar. After buying her a few drinks, we decided to head back to her place. Not wanting to leave either of our cars, I followed her home. While driving, she sent me text because she missed her exit. I tried to text her back something witty and instead rear ended her. FML
Today, I fell in love with a girl who used to love me. She doesn't anymore. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. Driving her home, we got stuck in a construction zone. I waited half an hour with with my ex-girlfriend bawling her eyes out in the passenger seat as I watched the traffic lady eat her lunch. FML
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CatEyes66 0
uh, wait till she comes back.
babyyninjas 1
should have called first
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Comments (169)
heyred 11
I hope that she didn't go on vacation!
lajaynay 15
with her fiancé... that would make for a very awkward welcoming.
LukeNukem_fml 3
I bet you creepily waiting in your car with a chesire grin on your face the entire time.
ILoveTabz 0
that kinda made me think of the jello pudding commercial...
bori7 0
Dumbass, she was probably on sum other dudes meat by now
laughingman 0
wait for her then!
sharemychips 0
thaats somee straight upp moviee shittt,
YayorNay 8
Yeeeaaah, teeeell em hooome guurrl.......
mea_iloveskiing 26
this made me sad.
trimmerr 1
wait for her to return and ask her to come home with you. If she refuses force her in the trunk and travel back to your home and keep her in a hole in the basement.
d0gl0ver16 0
It's destiny that you guys might not be together it might be a sign but since this is a few hours before you saw each other (if you did) I hope things work out.
ILoveTabz 0
awww! it's okay though just try again later! I'm sure she'll be there eventually :)
klong91 7
Wait till she gets home then.