Today, I drove the width of the country to tell the girl I've lost that I'm in love with her. She wasn't home. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I told my girlfriend I loved her. She left and never came back. FML
Today, I went for a drive to clear my head of relationship issues. That night, I got pulled over. Lost the car and my license. I texted my girlfriend, saying I was sorry; she left. Lost her too. FML
Good intentions…
Today, I drove for three hours to surprise a girl after surgery. My truck broke down outside her place, and it turns out she's over an hour away at her family's place. FML
Next time, text me instead
Today, I drove 120 miles to spend a few days with my girlfriend. Less than 12 hours into my stay, she dumped me. FML
Today, I drove three hours to surprise my girlfriend, who I hadn't seen in three weeks. When she opened the door, she gasped, told me to fuck off, and slammed the door in my face. FML
Today, I drove 4 hours to see my girlfriend of a year, as she had asked me to stay with her for a few days. When I arrived she told me she wanted to be friends as she liked someone else, but wanted me to stay the few days so we could work on being friends. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend to tell him how excited I was to drive 12 hours to see him and his new house. His girlfriend answered. FML
Today, I met a girl at a bar. After buying her a few drinks, we decided to head back to her place. Not wanting to leave either of our cars, I followed her home. While driving, she sent me text because she missed her exit. I tried to text her back something witty and instead rear ended her. FML
Today, I fell in love with a girl who used to love me. She doesn't anymore. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. Driving her home, we got stuck in a construction zone. I waited half an hour with with my ex-girlfriend bawling her eyes out in the passenger seat as I watched the traffic lady eat her lunch. FML
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CatEyes66 0
uh, wait till she comes back.
babyyninjas 1
should have called first
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babyyninjas 1
should have called first
L3Paparazzo 7
If she was still worth it , you should wait in front of the door :P
babyyninjas 1
what if it was raining or it was at night?
SchiTzenGiglez 0
ha total creeper status, any way you look at it
shelbygordon44 7
how do you know she wasn't just hiding from you?
iLazy 0
If he called 1st that would seem quite anti-climatic
VinegarStrokes 0
Is anyone curious to find out how this dude "lost" her? That could play a MAJOR role in how this chick reacts to him just showing up at her doorstep like a complete ******* creeper. There is a reason as to why these things only happen in poorly made movies like You've Got Mail. I admire your courage though buddy. Psssh... :
rattusrattus 19
He lost her down the back of the sofa.
curtisiscurtis 0
Maybe she did the same thing, just in the opposite direction!
herrobear 0
Not necessarily 52. You're argument sort of contradicts the point you're trying to make. She could be ecstatic to see him. She may have been forced to leave for her job or something along those lines. My cheesy love story worked out. (:
phippsy95 2
haha maybe she drove across the country to see you ;) utter failure, sorry haha.
smmrgrl 1
look on the bright side...at least that country wasn't Russia or canada :/
JEB123 0
hahaha that's a small possibilty
CatEyes66 0
uh, wait till she comes back.
flotar 0
if she's worth the trip, waiting shouldn't be an issue... unless she won't be back for a few days, and still in that situation, find a cheap motel and stay there
dudeitsdanny 10
Agreed. If you love her enough to drive ~3000 miles, you'd be really stupid to give up over this. Wait for her to get home.. Hell, if she's nearby, go find her, don't wait around. If you have the guts to go this far, get the guts to follow through with this.
gintori 0
eh, i wish there were more guys like OP who was willing to drive such a long distance to express his love for a girl :)
dudeitsdanny 10
There are quite a few. The difference is that a lot of them are under restraining orders
bodmonontheblock 0
screw that theres so many girls out there. why travel 3000 miles for a girl that probably doesnt even like you.
cloudy01 0
and also consider the price of gas
thewhiteninja 0
flying?
mariazzz 5
prob would have been cheaper too...
ijrnelson 0
yup. cheaper and far less stressful.
EatnBeef 7
think about the positive side, maybe she had gone all the way to your house to meet you? either way, good luck bro:)
iNekoGamergurl 0
3, driving is more romantic > O.o She's just been rick rolled..?
MissCharlotte_fml 26
Driving is more romantic. I pictured this FML as a romantic montage of OP driving, filling up on gas, and eventually running in slow motion to her door, all while cheesy music plays. Then the music just abrubptly stops when he realizes she is not home.
sweet2u22 9
it's sweet you went across the country to tell her you love her. it'll be a funny story to tell one day.
bryan1992 0
unless she rejects him haha
mercuryburst 0
Lol she probably saw OP through the window and decided not to answer the door.
hockeyrocks39 0
If she's not home check back later... now if the address is bad or she moved that's different.
chickunkey 0
too bad you don't live in chile.
VinegarStrokes 0
Lol! I'm sure 90% of the idiots that read these comments have no idea why you just said that...
VinegarStrokes 0
Oh man... My girlfriend just asked me what your comment meant... Fml.
whcwtexan 0
win!!!
docscientist 10
49 - so 10% of the idiots will know what was meant? Not bad.
CSRozell 4
LMAO
daleftw 0
Well the thing with Chile is that you'd have to cross the Andes. so it'd be a crazy trip nonetheless.
jayfish7 0
a crazy trip across 10 entire feet of the Andes :D
nativepimp 1
I still don't understand how he drove across the us in one day lol
skyttlz 32
I'm one of the 10% that gets it
MellyLuck1484 7
lol, that is hilarious.
free_the_people 2
Lol it's a great joke if you get it
CAPTmok 7
sorry but not all movie moments exist in reality......
NYC_Yoshi 3
bleach is awesome
CAPTmok 7
yup it is!!! though I prefer naruto presently.......
Kn0wledge123 21
Naruto is awesome, but its going too slow right now. Lately I've been obsessed with The Breaker and High School of The Dead.
spazmattic 0
anime convention GO!
DuckfaceSoccerpu 0
there's an anime expo in LA, CA. July 1-4, 2011. there will be a very first vocaloid concert in America at that expo on July 2(: ANIME!
afdude87 6
isn't that what skype is for?
apcfan009 0
it's not the same if done in person
badbe 0
She'll be back soon eh
crissit98 0
i agree with #1! shouldve called!!!!!
hc20 0
Justin beiber is a fag.
hc20 0
*bieber
tpike1296 11
I have no idea what 31's comment is, but it is under a pic of bieber, and its moderated. those facts lead me to believe it wa an epic insult to bieber, so, I thumb-upped it. You're welcome.
avatar0810 15
I gave a thumbs down for your pic. partially the comment though.
thetrollyoulike 6
I find that pic offensive and I'd like you to remove it. And that pointless comment.
_highandlow 5
******* low lives thumbing you down for your pic. THUMBS UP, yeah! even though I don't like JB, I'm not a close minded judgemental douche.