unrequited
United States
Today, I drove the width of the country to tell the girl I've lost that I'm in love with her. She wasn't home. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Whatswrongwithme?
United Kingdom
Today, I told my girlfriend I loved her. She left and never came back. FML
Steven
Today, I went for a drive to clear my head of relationship issues. That night, I got pulled over. Lost the car and my license. I texted my girlfriend, saying I was sorry; she left. Lost her too. FML
Anonymous
Germany
Good intentions…
Today, I drove for three hours to surprise a girl after surgery. My truck broke down outside her place, and it turns out she's over an hour away at her family's place. FML
Anonymous
Next time, text me instead
Today, I drove 120 miles to spend a few days with my girlfriend. Less than 12 hours into my stay, she dumped me. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I drove three hours to surprise my girlfriend, who I hadn't seen in three weeks. When she opened the door, she gasped, told me to fuck off, and slammed the door in my face. FML
longtrip
United Kingdom
Today, I drove 4 hours to see my girlfriend of a year, as she had asked me to stay with her for a few days. When I arrived she told me she wanted to be friends as she liked someone else, but wanted me to stay the few days so we could work on being friends. FML
ac13
United States
Today, I called my boyfriend to tell him how excited I was to drive 12 hours to see him and his new house. His girlfriend answered. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I met a girl at a bar. After buying her a few drinks, we decided to head back to her place. Not wanting to leave either of our cars, I followed her home. While driving, she sent me text because she missed her exit. I tried to text her back something witty and instead rear ended her. FML
Faxshadow
United Kingdom
Today, I fell in love with a girl who used to love me. She doesn't anymore. FML
f03_f0r_l1f3
United States
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. Driving her home, we got stuck in a construction zone. I waited half an hour with with my ex-girlfriend bawling her eyes out in the passenger seat as I watched the traffic lady eat her lunch. FML
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CatEyes66 0
uh, wait till she comes back.
babyyninjas 1
should have called first
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jared280zx 0
what do I do to start talking to a girl that I haven't spoken to in a year to tell her that I've had feelings for her for a long time?
JocelynKaulitz 28
You should always have a backup plan.
marinus_fml 20
**** driving the width of Australia. Takes like a week.
Anubis_81 21
aye mate, be better off not worrying about it huh?
horneyhic 15
try driving the width of Canada 7000km
cldean24 4
At least Canada has something to it. Sorry Australians... The desert that makes up the majority of your country is extremely inefficient to live in :( You have moose and wolves getting shot from helicopters in Canada! And if you get to one end you cab see Russia from your back door!
mandalore92 0
god I hate living in Perth. 5 hour flight if you wanna get anywhere, or like he said a week if youre driving
ritbbehindu 0
idiots! it says united states of America, some people
Mell18 0
Looks like your gunna have to haul your ass to the Holiday Inn
Livinia 11
Well she's gotta come back home sometime.. until then just have a wank in your car.
JPabla03 0
I like how your thinking :P
xtacticalswarmx 0
Yes. Don't want to be a one pump chump after driving that far, then you'll both be disappointed. =
Mattsta123 5
if you really love her you will park your ass on her front doorstep and not leave
WompWompWomp123 7
Well, now this gives you time to go get her flowers and maybe a card. Write down your feelings, so when you leave to go back home, she'll have something to keep and remember you by.
MizzErikaHart 8
she will b home soon right? wait out front in ur car...
dezinspaaace 0
wait for her to get home?
enonymous 9
Only a fool would let a door, an alarm, the cops, your cell mate named Nasty Nate, and 2 years till parole stop you.