Today, I drove the width of the country to tell the girl I've lost that I'm in love with her. She wasn't home. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I told my girlfriend I loved her. She left and never came back. FML
Today, I went for a drive to clear my head of relationship issues. That night, I got pulled over. Lost the car and my license. I texted my girlfriend, saying I was sorry; she left. Lost her too. FML
Good intentions…
Today, I drove for three hours to surprise a girl after surgery. My truck broke down outside her place, and it turns out she's over an hour away at her family's place. FML
Next time, text me instead
Today, I drove 120 miles to spend a few days with my girlfriend. Less than 12 hours into my stay, she dumped me. FML
Today, I drove three hours to surprise my girlfriend, who I hadn't seen in three weeks. When she opened the door, she gasped, told me to fuck off, and slammed the door in my face. FML
Today, I drove 4 hours to see my girlfriend of a year, as she had asked me to stay with her for a few days. When I arrived she told me she wanted to be friends as she liked someone else, but wanted me to stay the few days so we could work on being friends. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend to tell him how excited I was to drive 12 hours to see him and his new house. His girlfriend answered. FML
Today, I met a girl at a bar. After buying her a few drinks, we decided to head back to her place. Not wanting to leave either of our cars, I followed her home. While driving, she sent me text because she missed her exit. I tried to text her back something witty and instead rear ended her. FML
Today, I fell in love with a girl who used to love me. She doesn't anymore. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. Driving her home, we got stuck in a construction zone. I waited half an hour with with my ex-girlfriend bawling her eyes out in the passenger seat as I watched the traffic lady eat her lunch. FML
Top comments
CatEyes66 0
uh, wait till she comes back.
babyyninjas 1
should have called first
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Comments (169)
sux_to_be_you 0
so wait you for her
dudeitsdanny 10
^Master Yoda? "Do or do not. There is no try."
dgr8ing 0
her for, wait you must. ^ that's the thing about Yoda, you have to read everything backwards to get what he is really saying
Krista835 5
Hopefully she has feelings in return cause if not that'll suck, kinda seems like she might not since you lost her for whatever reason but good luck OP!
rebelvamp420 14
tell me you waited....
mariazzz 5
she's out with her new boyfriend...
Shinygirlnz 1
Well, you did say that you'd lost her.
Pez_on_a_stick 0
Girl you lost = code for girl who dumped you, which makes your actions pretty damn creepy. Stalking a woman who doesn't want to be with you is not romantic. Call/text/e-mail her if you must, but showing up at her house halfway across the country UNINVITED is a douche move on your part
MRobvious750 0
I'm gonna go with #37 on this one, unless this girl left your arms crying that she would miss you ahhh I'm gonna say you just achieved creeper status.
sweetonsno 1
Exactly! Unless you have a bright green light, this is a horrible idea. If I left a guy and he showed up uninvited and unannounced, I would be scared more than anything. Not sweet and romantic, a frightening display of "I don't respect you, your boundaries, or your privacy."
barlessprison 16
Well you've endured the worst of it by traveling that far so what's a couple of hours/days to you right? Go and achieve what you set out to do!
CrazyGirl445 4
agreed!!
teresa96706 29
That's so sweet. Wait until she goes back home.
mightymart 5
ever Heard of a phone sycho??! thats borderline creepy stalking!! it sure reeks of desperation though!!
IMveryHUNGRY 3
This could be really creepy and stalker-ish we don't know the whole story..