Today, I drove the width of the country to tell the girl I've lost that I'm in love with her. She wasn't home. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I told my girlfriend I loved her. She left and never came back. FML
Today, I went for a drive to clear my head of relationship issues. That night, I got pulled over. Lost the car and my license. I texted my girlfriend, saying I was sorry; she left. Lost her too. FML
Good intentions…
Today, I drove for three hours to surprise a girl after surgery. My truck broke down outside her place, and it turns out she's over an hour away at her family's place. FML
Next time, text me instead
Today, I drove 120 miles to spend a few days with my girlfriend. Less than 12 hours into my stay, she dumped me. FML
Today, I drove three hours to surprise my girlfriend, who I hadn't seen in three weeks. When she opened the door, she gasped, told me to fuck off, and slammed the door in my face. FML
Today, I drove 4 hours to see my girlfriend of a year, as she had asked me to stay with her for a few days. When I arrived she told me she wanted to be friends as she liked someone else, but wanted me to stay the few days so we could work on being friends. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend to tell him how excited I was to drive 12 hours to see him and his new house. His girlfriend answered. FML
Today, I met a girl at a bar. After buying her a few drinks, we decided to head back to her place. Not wanting to leave either of our cars, I followed her home. While driving, she sent me text because she missed her exit. I tried to text her back something witty and instead rear ended her. FML
Today, I fell in love with a girl who used to love me. She doesn't anymore. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. Driving her home, we got stuck in a construction zone. I waited half an hour with with my ex-girlfriend bawling her eyes out in the passenger seat as I watched the traffic lady eat her lunch. FML
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CatEyes66 0
uh, wait till she comes back.
babyyninjas 1
should have called first
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Comments (169)
chachaa_fml 0
awwwee!!
dj27 0
What if she went to find you?
AppleLynn 0
Aw that's so romantic! I'm sorry it didn't come out good but don't worry, you should try again...I bet she will be so happy once you tell her you love her ^_^
Big_Johnny012 3
Seriously doubt this happened. Idiot.
Seethatguy 3
If only there was some means of communicating with somebody over long distances without having to travel... wait... what's that thing Alexander Graham Bell is credited with?
THEgirlNEXTdoor0_fml 8
well you stand up for your self !
Thabb 0
You should hide in her closet and jump out.
coolwhiplova 1
Hahahahahahahaha!!!!!!
PurpleChick96 3
he probably would've called. but I'm sure he wanted to surprise her.
EvilLilCupcake 10
why didn't you call or email her first? wrote a letter even?