Today, I dropped off my 19 year old daughter at her first job. It's at a strip club. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I walked in on my 15-year-old daughter stripping on Skype for strangers. FML
Proud dad
Today, I learned that when my daughter spent the night at her best friend's house for her 18th birthday, they made her an account on one of those "cam girl" websites, and now every time she goes over there, she masturbates for money in front of strangers. FML
Today, my friends and I went to the strip club for my birthday. I now know how my sister is paying for her new car. FML
Today, my 18 year-old daughter comes home, telling me she has been fired from her job at McDonalds. The reason? They had iCarly Happy Meal toys and she couldn't resist stealing one. FML
Today, my 14-year-old daughter told me she's pregnant and plans on dropping out of school to live a life on the road with her boyfriend. FML
Reality check
Today, I finally turned 21, so my friends and I decided to go to a club. There, I met this hot waitress and we were really hitting it off. I ordered a drink. She replied, "No problem, kiddo." FML
Today, my mom ended up having a midlife crisis. She decided it was finally time to get those tight leather pants that she has always wanted, and is now planning on putting a stripper pole in her room. FML
Today, my 17-year-old employee accidentally called me "Dad". We all got a good laugh from it and went on with our days. Later, after getting her some coins for her cash drawer, she playfully said, "Thanks, Daddy." The customer she was serving? My wife. FML
They'll have anyone these days
Today, I asked my 18 year-old daughter to buy half a dozen donuts. When she brought them over, I opened the box and discovered the dozen donuts were all cut in half. She just got accepted into a prestigious private university. FML
Today, I realized how sad my life is when for my 18th birthday, I went to a strip club, by myself, in GTA V. FML
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anastasia1229 0
Ummm parenting fail?
Awahso 25
At least she has a job. Honest living at the end of the day. They pay taxes like the rest of us.
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ThaNamesBooth 10
Hell, even I considered stripping once to pay for college, and I had awesome parents. There is such a thing as "classy" or "tasteful" stripping, and stripping does NOT equal prostitution. You don't know what type of club she was working at....or really even if she was a stripper, waitress, or hostess.
TheMan007 2
Sure, at 19 you can make your own decisions but that doesn't necessarily mean they'll be good ones. It's the job of the parent to guide the child in the right direction. Other media does play a part but parental influence is very significant.
grace12898 0
Is she possibly a bar tender?
samanthajonesdru 1
Best job ever!!! Stop being prudes girls, all your boyfriends/husbands either go or want to. Just go with him and have some fun! Spice it up, nothing wrong with bringing other people in your bedroom or sex lives...we're only human, right?
nerdsgetmehot 23
I'd be a stripper, I see nothing wrong with it. But my bf doesn't go to strip clubs anyway. :P
chels1994 11
I don't see anything wrong with strippers but I do disagree with the statement "all your boyfriends/husbands either go or want to" not to be rude, I just wanted to break the generalization (:
pookberry 4
189 that's exactly why my significant other absolutely refuses to go to strip clubs. He has even had friends offer to pay for lap dances for him, yet still has no desire what so ever to go.
downtime 13
Guys will be curious if for no other reason than to see what its all about. I'd personally not want to go there just because of the crowd they attract, and my lack of interest in watching girls who I won't be sleeping with or don't know in any capacity get undressed...But who wouldn't be even a little curious as to what goes on behind those doors?
iiFrench_Fries 5
'i drop off' though you let her go. Take it better way, she has a job and means she will have money not just responiblily. You get me? Pray, God will look over her.
MargieDrury 1
13 your not that bright are you? Like 62 basically said is that you have like other people and things not parents. Mine were druggies. I'm getting good grades I'm a geek so
jojoboy 0
Amen sister! I was wondering who would blame OP's mom! "have a good day at work sweety, don't lose all your decency"
Shelta957 13
Maybe the mom did try to convince her not to, but her daughter insisted on it. You can't really tell them what to do at 19 when they are legally an adult. But then again.. None of us know the situation so I guess we shouldn't judge the I OP's parenting skills
coreydsmith 0
Wuts the name of it i wanna go
Calyx_fml 22
Maybe she's not a stripper. Maybe she mops up the spooje off the floor in the coin op booths. Somebody has to do it.