azmom
Phoenix, United States
Today, I dropped off my 19 year old daughter at her first job. It's at a strip club. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
San Francisco, United States
Today, I walked in on my 15-year-old daughter stripping on Skype for strangers. FML
Not a proud dad
Seattle, United States
Proud dad
Today, I learned that when my daughter spent the night at her best friend's house for her 18th birthday, they made her an account on one of those "cam girl" websites, and now every time she goes over there, she masturbates for money in front of strangers. FML
assante2010
United States
Today, my friends and I went to the strip club for my birthday. I now know how my sister is paying for her new car. FML
icarlymom
United States
Today, my 18 year-old daughter comes home, telling me she has been fired from her job at McDonalds. The reason? They had iCarly Happy Meal toys and she couldn't resist stealing one. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my 14-year-old daughter told me she's pregnant and plans on dropping out of school to live a life on the road with her boyfriend. FML
DerrickUhl
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Napa, United States
Reality check
Today, I finally turned 21, so my friends and I decided to go to a club. There, I met this hot waitress and we were really hitting it off. I ordered a drink. She replied, "No problem, kiddo." FML
cookie_lover_xx
Chandler, United States
Today, my mom ended up having a midlife crisis. She decided it was finally time to get those tight leather pants that she has always wanted, and is now planning on putting a stripper pole in her room. FML
NotYourDaddy
Today, my 17-year-old employee accidentally called me "Dad". We all got a good laugh from it and went on with our days. Later, after getting her some coins for her cash drawer, she playfully said, "Thanks, Daddy." The customer she was serving? My wife. FML
Anonymous
They'll have anyone these days
Today, I asked my 18 year-old daughter to buy half a dozen donuts. When she brought them over, I opened the box and discovered the dozen donuts were all cut in half. She just got accepted into a prestigious private university. FML
BMTH2296
United States
Today, I realized how sad my life is when for my 18th birthday, I went to a strip club, by myself, in GTA V. FML
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anastasia1229 0
Ummm parenting fail?
Awahso 25
At least she has a job. Honest living at the end of the day. They pay taxes like the rest of us.
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Comments (486)
hateevryone 15
At least she's not a hooker
craftyones 0
Yet
peaceout7247 1
Well shes 19 and when18 lett them live their life
cherryllollo 7
just because the daughters a dancer, doesnt mean they failed as parents. i have friends who were raised quite well, attended private school, all different backgrounds.. and some became dancers. some were rebels. some just couldnt rely on their parents. some do it for fun. and some do it to support their kids. dont blame the mom. u shudnt have given her a ride there tho...
shovelface1990 4
**** your sis
totalnewbeeee 1
Did you let her go in and not **** your life **** her life for a parent who would allow her to do something like that are you kidding me grow up stop complaining on the internet just go out and scare the **** out of her until she realizes that this should not be her path
Llamacod 11
Holy lack of punctuation, batman
conholio33 28
Well atleast shes prosututing..... Maybe shes just a waitress
Lil_Red777 21
she's not a PROSTITUTE**
AwesomeNinjazz 3
Its pretty much Prostituting without the penetration
AwesomeNinjazz 3
Yes she is
AwesomeNinjazz 3
It's pretty much prostituting without the penetration!
downtime 13
254, Prostitution without penetration is just someone paying you money for your time. By that definition, you are a prostitute without penetration if you have ever been employed by someone. Congratulations.
EpicSquishii 21
LOL.... "I am Sir Downtime, I speak for the trees... ******..... shit, let me start over"
downtime 13
371, I speak for myself. Now button up your shirt, you're just trying to attract male attention and we all know how ethically wrong that is. Stop degrading yourself. Actually, from the perspective of a male I hate stripping. Male strippers tend to be few and far between, while being viewed as the butt of a bad joke and mocked. I'd much rather there be equal opportunity for males in the industry but alas, we don't have that potential financial safety net.
robinhood007 9
But dropping her off? Really?
KingCeltic77 18
If you disapprove, then don't drop her off.
nadnerbz 6
Couldn't she be a bartender? There's more than one job at a strip club you know
apad143 2
Where she work at and what's her name.
sbmetal17 0
What's the name of this strip club?