Today, I dropped off my 19 year old daughter at her first job. It's at a strip club. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I walked in on my 15-year-old daughter stripping on Skype for strangers. FML
Proud dad
Today, I learned that when my daughter spent the night at her best friend's house for her 18th birthday, they made her an account on one of those "cam girl" websites, and now every time she goes over there, she masturbates for money in front of strangers. FML
Today, my friends and I went to the strip club for my birthday. I now know how my sister is paying for her new car. FML
Today, my 18 year-old daughter comes home, telling me she has been fired from her job at McDonalds. The reason? They had iCarly Happy Meal toys and she couldn't resist stealing one. FML
Today, my 14-year-old daughter told me she's pregnant and plans on dropping out of school to live a life on the road with her boyfriend. FML
Reality check
Today, I finally turned 21, so my friends and I decided to go to a club. There, I met this hot waitress and we were really hitting it off. I ordered a drink. She replied, "No problem, kiddo." FML
Today, my mom ended up having a midlife crisis. She decided it was finally time to get those tight leather pants that she has always wanted, and is now planning on putting a stripper pole in her room. FML
Today, my 17-year-old employee accidentally called me "Dad". We all got a good laugh from it and went on with our days. Later, after getting her some coins for her cash drawer, she playfully said, "Thanks, Daddy." The customer she was serving? My wife. FML
They'll have anyone these days
Today, I asked my 18 year-old daughter to buy half a dozen donuts. When she brought them over, I opened the box and discovered the dozen donuts were all cut in half. She just got accepted into a prestigious private university. FML
Today, I realized how sad my life is when for my 18th birthday, I went to a strip club, by myself, in GTA V. FML
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anastasia1229 0
Ummm parenting fail?
Awahso 25
At least she has a job. Honest living at the end of the day. They pay taxes like the rest of us.
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RoseTintMyWorld 8
Like mother like daughter.
OneNightStander 6
Hey RoseTintMyWorld that's THE BEST SONG EVER from the Rocky Horror Picture Show....
deviable 9
Strippers are people too.
frokeyman92 9
Really? Didn't know that.
spekledworf 18
^I liked your comment because of your profile pic
MedKits 9
^ I thumbed down your comment because of your comment.
RebelYell14 4
Using that reasoning, so are serial killers, priests and assistant coaches at major eastern universities. Fail.
RebelYell14 4
Using that reasoning, so are serial killers, priests and assistant coaches at major eastern universities. Fail.
thenoobftw 3
I though they were just teasing toys for men's amusement.... You sir must be a genius.
deviable 9
Wait, are you comparing strippers to serial killers?
vishus 2
I disagree, no one gets upset when they hear about a dead stripper on the news, they just wonder to themselves if it were drug related or a serial killer. Strippers are just women who didn't get enough hugs from thier daddy.
Angieboo227 0
You must be a stripper
Rawwrness 3
at least she's gettin paid
anarchistpunk 3
Morals or getting paid? Being a respectable person or being a ***** and making money? Hmm, which would you want to choose for Your child?
j_cat187 20
Getting paid, getting laid. It's all good.
nerdsgetmehot 23
Did you yell, "Now go shake those tittays!" as she leapt out of the car? You must be so proud.
Shadow_Phantom 26
Stop being a prude. YDI.
shovelface1990 4
Tough job market though. Strip clubs let you make your own hours and you are more or less consigning labor. It's an attractive job choice.
Llamacod 11
Op's mom= the strippers grandma, I don't think you need to bring her into it do you?
downtime 13
45, I agree. Shes doing the right thing by supporting her child. You don't have to approve of the job, you just have to be there for her and offer guidance where you can. Prudism is on display in the comments more so than the original story - plenty of people would be concerned about the career choice, but how you treat the situation says more about your character than anything.
riggens7522 0
you didn't have to give her a ride.
hawkey126 0
Assuming this was her first job, she probably didn't have a car nor money for gas.
craftyones 0
That all sounds good but I think u missed the point
zonbieman 0
If she didn't get a ride she would have found another way to get there (public transit, walking), that aren't as safe as getting dropped off.
joker118 7
if she's hot then she'll make Money, YEA!!! whats the address :)
nerdsgetmehot 23
#21 It's more about personality than attractiveness, or so I've heard. I once asked a stripper how much attractiveness mattered and she admitted that it wasn't the most deciding factor.
shovelface1990 4
I dated a stripper. She told me to think of them as sales people. The ones that can sell their personalities sell dances.
nerdsgetmehot 23
#35 Exactly. It's a lot like retail. If you're likeable, you'll probably do well.
shovelface1990 4
You don't even necessarily have to be likeable. You just need to know how to sell your personality to be desirable.
shovelface1990 4
What I mean is that you can have a horrendous personality as a dancer. As long as you present it correctly. If you are a pushy bitch. You need to be able to sell pushy bitch. And so on.
nerdsgetmehot 23
#53 Ah, okay. That makes sense. :P I don't think I'd make it as a stripper, but I probably would at least try if I were single and not shy.
shovelface1990 4
I hear you can have alot of fun with it of you have the right mind set. Like a costume party with a bunch of pervs.
ProhibitionRose 14
21 you can't even get into a strip club.
desireev 18
63- You're absolutely correct! You CAN have alot of fun with it. But a dancer has to keep their mind strictly into professionalism. It is, indeed, about selling your personality, while keeping it clean and not selling yourself. Dancers have to remember that they're selling their personality, not theirselves. As long as a dancer keeps a positive attitude, kind words, and their eyes on the prize,(money), they will be very successful! It's a fun business to be in because you can be whoever you want to be! You can change your character every single night and always have fun with it. While making good money! :) But dancers have to keep that positive attitude, or they will fail at it!
EpicSquishii 21
299- "you must jiggle your **** with the utmost dignity and professionalism, carry yourself in the most ladylike fashion imaginable. You're not selling *yourself*, my dear- oh no. You're selling an opportunity for every horny scumbag in the room to see your nipple stars. Be clean and dignified while grinding your ass onto the hardened junk of that unshowered 45 year old man, and never-EVER forget your dignity. ;)
coried91 28
Says the one with her chest almost showing in her picture. Man are the ones that lose their dignity when they walk in there. They have to resort to giving money away, a lot of it, just to have a look at a woman. I would never strip but my friend does and she makes insane amounts of money.
MargieDrury 1
It's a job.
JfromtheE 2
Where at? I want a table dance.
lildude155 0
You creep
OnlyHorses 6
No! -.-
G0odgrief 0
don't look a gift horse in the mouth, at least she has a job