Today, I found myself watching Masterchef UK and was excited because there was an attractive female contestant. I then went on to imagine us getting married and being together forever. Man I am lonely, but more importantly need to get out more. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I've never been so lonely nor felt so romantically neglected as when I got married. FML
Today, I saw yet another dear friend from uni get married, living the good life in their new home. Here am I in my 30s, with no love life, and feeling like that's never going to be for me. FML
Today, after watching my roommate and her boyfriend be all lovey dovey for months, I now have to watch two of our other friends flirting as well. I'm painfully single and have been struggling to change that for years. FML
Today, I realized I’m so lonely that I actually got jealous while watching Shrek. FML
Today, feeling bored and lonely, I drove into town to wander around the shops and go to Subway for lunch. While there, I picked up two trays and put one on the opposite side of the table, along with some of my rubbish, to make it look like I was with someone. FML
Today, I was watching "My 600-lb Life". Most of the people on the show are married or in relationships. I cant even find a relationship. FML
Today, I felt so lonely that I went on an online chat website and pretended to be a girl just so someone would talk to me. FML
Today, I was so sad and lonely, so I started browsing articles about how to get a man. Basically every list was naming the exact opposite of everything I am. So I guess if I don’t want to be alone for the rest of my life, I have to change everything about me. FML
Today, I was watching TV and realised I am attracted to Sandra Oh. FML
Today, I was looking at dating profiles with my single friend, trying to find a guy for her, and we found my husband's profile. FML
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RichardPencil 32
Forever? Hah! She cooks wonderfully and since she's so beautiful, you eat a lot of her cooking to support her. But then you get real fat, she loses interest in you and starts cheating with skinny *******. You end up fat and alone, and have to diet for a few years to get back in the game. No, thank you!!!
petev8 8
No seriously, forever. She was an angel sent from food heaven! I will see her again tonight :) Also, no worries as I have a great metabolism!
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RichardPencil 32
Forever? Hah! She cooks wonderfully and since she's so beautiful, you eat a lot of her cooking to support her. But then you get real fat, she loses interest in you and starts cheating with skinny *******. You end up fat and alone, and have to diet for a few years to get back in the game. No, thank you!!!
petev8 8
No seriously, forever. She was an angel sent from food heaven! I will see her again tonight :) Also, no worries as I have a great metabolism!