Today, I dreamed I was getting married. I was wearing a white dress, had incredible cleavage and perfectly done makeup. Just one problem. I'm a guy. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had a wonderful dream where I got married to the perfect guy, then had the best sex of my life on a beautiful honeymoon. The only problem is that my "husband" was the snowman from Frozen, and that I got sad when I realized it was just a dream. FML
Today, my girlfriend woke up in the middle of the night, crying. When I asked her why, she said that she had a dream where we were getting married. FML
Today, I dreamt I had a secret admirer whom I met in person. She had red hair, a plus size body and a beautiful smile. This would've been great if it weren't for the fact I was a straight woman. FML
Today, I dreamed that I got so nervous during a toast at my friend's wedding that I pissed myself. To coax myself to wake up, I took off my dress, stripped down to my underwear, and pinched myself. I wasn't dreaming. FML
Today, as a joke, my friends and I decided to put me in a dress and makeup, to creep out a friend. I'm a guy. I'm not sure which is worse, the fact that I so willingly volunteered to wear the dress and the makeup, or the fact that I thought it was comfy and made me look slim. FML
Today, I woke up following one of the worst nightmares of my life. I was sweating, clutching the sheets, and feeling sick to the stomach. I'd been dreaming of my wedding that's taking place next week. FML
Today, I got to spend the entire day shopping for lingerie with the man of my dreams. He bought everything I'd ever wanted and more! Too bad it was for another woman. FML
Today, I'm getting married. I woke up with no voice to say my I dos with. FML
Today, I'm getting married. I have a big poofy white dress and, oh yes, the shits. Here's hoping I can make it down the aisle without rushing off to the toilet. FML
Today, despite having long hair and wearing makeup and a dress, I was still mistaken for a man several times. I'm a girl and I was born a girl. FML
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dre_bro11 12
ahahaha this ones the best
Lizza330 28
I don't see a problem with this; it was just a dream after all.
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Comments (252)
naver93 0
You totally deserve it.everyone can be somebody IN DREAM.
mariet_fml 23
Not really that big of a deal. It was just a dream.
Blehhxx 0
I believe that it's time for you to get a sex change.
Peytonlikesme 0
WOW!!!!! He's turnin Trani LOL
zukinihudini 0
id call that a nightmare
mintcar 10
Sometimes dreams make absolutely no sense at all. ******* strange, yes but I wouldn't be worrying about it too much.
yanksby7 6
Nothing else matters except this: when you looked down to the end of the aisle, was there a girl or a guy? :P JK...If dreams were truly windows into your soul, most of us would be in prison.
tona01 16
or perverts
mintcar 10
I agree with 60. It could just a dream that meant nothing at all. You're overanalyzing it.
mintcar 10
Wrong reply.
jinki101 0
I'm confused.. is he gay? some1 plz help me!
catalin 0
If you were actually happy, even though you sort of felt it was wrong, it means .... well it's quite obvious what it means. It is perfectly normal to feel as such and perhaps you should experiment a bit with the other side, just to see how it feels ? Your brain is just trying to tell you what would make you happier. But if it was more of a nightmare than a dream, then perhaps you have a few issues with your current partner that urgently need resolving. If there is no partner, it could be a personal matter. It is Valentine's Day after all. Dreams are a great way of learning more about yourself as they express your most inner desires, coded in a more twisted way. I would recommend you speak with a psychologist about this, or at least buy yourself a dream dictionary or just google it and put the pieces together.
SirEBC 7
Yeah, I totally agree.. Or maybe it was just a damn dream.
mintcar 10
I agree with 60. It could just a dream that meant nothing at all. You're overanalyzing it.
Violin_Libretto 0
Things will only get Nefertiti from here.