Today, I dislocated my collarbone while trying remove my bra without taking off my shirt. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, after taking care not to hurt myself during my workout, I injured my shoulder extricating myself from my sports bra. FML
Snap!
Today, I was so tired when I got home from work, I took off my bra without removing my shirt which I've done so often it is second nature. I successfully removed the bra, then snagged the clasp on a loose shirt thread, causing my bra to take on a life of its own and slap me in the face. FML
Today, I went to the gym to try to get into shape. I pulled a muscle taking my sweater off in the locker room. FML
Today, I was stabbed in the chest. Not with a knife though, the under-wire from my bra escaped and stabbed me in the boob. FML
Today, I managed to fracture my shoulder blade and dislocate my shoulder, just by falling off a deckchair. FML
Today, during a family dinner, my favourite underwire bra got tired of its job and tried to shish-kebab my boobs. FML
Ouch
Today, I dislocated my toe while putting on my socks. FML
Keep it together
Today, the underwire in my bra snapped as my 9-hour workday started. FML
Today, I fell and sprained my ankle while trying to step into my underwear. FML
Malfunctioning equipment
Today, at work, my front-close bra popped open like an anime character, right in front of the two male coworkers I was talking to. My boobs flung around and I had to pretend nothing happened while subtly crossing my arms and waiting for them to leave so I could fix it. FML
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BWill9014 4
That must have been fun explaining that to the doctor
RainbowHeadache 2
I do that all the time but without the dislocating bit. Must have been one vicious contraption to dislocate your clavicle like that.
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Comments (327)
awesomeshay20 6
Have any of you thought that the sister of the guy who helps her take the bra off is handycapped?
GigaB 0
it's actually pretty easy
muffinbutton93 0
how do you dislocate your collar bone when it's just one bone.... I'm pretty sure that's called your shoulder
ashleii2010 0
you're talented :3
Amajean 7
under not over
stiletto_fml 0
what was his name?
Aznboifreakster 0
why would u even try and attempt that
SCrazy_fml 0
How do you fail at THAT !?
kinder10_fml 0
i really don't think you can dislocate your collarbone. your shoulder yes, but a collarbone no.
pyrogirl6622 0
here is the tick hun unhook then pull the strap through the sleeves to slip off your arms and then reach under your shirt and pull simple and that will not happen again.