Today, I discovered that when a cyclist tears down the street, slaps you across the face as he passes, looks back laughing and flips you off, then crashes into a lamppost, he'll still blame you and threaten to sue, even after you rush over to check his injuries. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, as I was walking to work, a cyclist shot out of nowhere and slammed into me. I hit the ground hard and lay there in agony. The guy quickly dusted himself off, said "Sorry man. It's a vicious cycle." then chuckled at his own stupid pun and cycled away. FML
Today, as I pulled to a halt at a stop sign, a cyclist ripped through the air, slammed straight into my fender, and almost launched over my car. I ended up being cited for reckless driving. FML
Today, I accidentally hit a cyclist with my car. In panic, I jumped out of my car and ran up to him, who was lying on the floor, motionless. As I was about to check his pulse, he jumped up and shouted, "I bet you thought I was dead, asshole!" He then punched me in the face and cycled off. FML
Today, I was riding my bike down a road I know is quite hazardous. Having almost been hit in the same spot the day before, I rode across the intersection very satisfied without having been injured. Until I crashed into the guy front of me and flipped over my handlebars. FML
Today, while walking to my car after work, I witnessed some moron who was texting while riding her bike running right into my parked car, resulting in a broken side mirror, a damaged windshield, two dents, and for her, a broken phone and nose. She's threatening to sue me for damages. FML
Today, I stopped at a light when someone crashed into my motorcycle, making me fall. The guy claimed it was my fault because I'd stopped too fast. I got really mad, so I attempted to spit on his face and was ready to start a fight when I noticed that I'd forgotten to lift the helmet visor. FML
Today, some guy on a bike kept taunting me about my weight while I was out jogging. He ended up hitting a street lamp and fell off his bike. I had a real good laugh at him for all of 5 seconds before he got mad and really made me run. FML
Today, I was riding my bike home from the store. Wanting to impress some passers-by, I tried to do a trick on a sharp turn. I hit a pole with my balls. As I was lying on the ground in agony, a guy pulled over, took a picture, and took off laughing. FML
Today, I rode my bike to work. While biking on the road, I gave a hand signal for turning left. A car passing the opposite way veered towards me and attempted to give me a high five. I now have cuts all over my body and my bike is in two pieces. FML
Today, I got into an accident and my bike broke. My insurance expired 5 days ago and the accident wasn't even my fault. The lady was on the phone and on the wrong side of the road. She's threatening to sue me even though her car is in better condition. There are no witnesses and no cameras either. FML
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PrussiaisAwesome 15
I like to see him try to sue. That would be so funny.
mzrobinson 13
Sue back for assault and harassment! (;
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Comments (251)
laurenlovesjb 20
Even if he did sue, you'd win anyway:) But FYL OP, for being nice to a person who was rude to you and for having to put up with his crap!
ebonyirony 29
I don't think his case would make it to court. He just fell off his bike. I highly doubt any attorney would even take his case. he doesn't really have anything for which to sue. "for emotional or physical harm" wouldn't even work because OP didnt even push him. It wouldn't stand. (I work at a law firm)
onlychildFTW 34
It shouldn't make it to court. That's good it wouldn't then. People who want a quick buck for THEIR stupidity. Just stupid really.
Steve95401 49
Final Score: Karma 1, Asshole Cyclist 0
trollfaced 2
What about the saying, "karma is a bitch if you are one"?
Tragichero92 12
Final Score : Karma 1 Trollface 0
stary1722 6
After all that you still went to help him? OP you are a really good person.
peniiis 8
He deserved it, you didn't.
kut17 11
Bicyclists think they own the road. I'm glad he crashed.
iHeartRKO 5
So do motorcycles. And I see stickers everywhere to watch out for them, no, they need to watch there damn selves.
klovely22 13
Their*
zuzupetalsYO 11
#40-You are dumb as dog shit.
bjf10 22
Everyone is responsible for sharing the road. Don't like it? Don't drive.
annie_nk 23
105 - look at OP's username.
zuzupetalsYO 11
77-Since there is only one AS in OP's name...never mind, you are not worth it.
Hockeyboy4280 18
40- You're an asshole. While they do need to watch out for themselves, you have to watch for them as well. Remember, they don't have a 2 ton steel frame protecting their bodies like us.
Mideoyeo 12
Sue him before he sue you 8D
malfanese 6
Douchebag alert!!! Hope the lawyer just laughs at him.
qBAMFp 8
YDI for even thinking about helping him. If it was life threatening yes, but not for that. Laugh and keep walking
Dixbfloppin 11
Because checking to see if someone is okay after colliding with a lamppost is a bad thing, right?
YeaSo3 14
Yep! If they slap you for no damn reason eff em... He deserve to run into the lampost for smacking strangers...im sure he was fine anyway!
NashyzzleTheN 10
Read the last part of the Fml again.
shakespearelove 6
you're an idiot, dude. even if the cyclist drove by and bitch slapped him for no reason, and flipped him off, that doesnt change the fact that he did the right thing by checking his injuries after he got to first base with the lamp post. it's called being a good person. he doesnt deserve it because he checked the injuries.
Toxictears 10
I'm sorry op but that's funny as ****! I wanna try that now next time I ride my bike lol
lidsthesquid 4
And if you do I hope that you also smash into a lamp post :)
NicollieOlliO 0
That's too confusing. What? Why would anyone do that? Hmm