Today, I discovered that my 20-year-old son has been using my bras for his jerk-off sessions. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I found out where all my expensive bras and panties have been disappearing to. Apparently, while I'm at work, my fifteen year-old son's girlfriend has been stealing them after they have sex in my bed. FML
Today, I walked in on my nineteen-year-old stepson masturbating into a pair of my panties. His excuse? He thought they belonged to my 17-year-old daughter. FML
Egg mode
Today, my ten year-old brother told me that his thirteen year-old friend took one of my bras and two pairs of my underwear a few weeks ago. Apparently he took them out of my room, put them on, and has been sleeping with them ever since. He's coming to give them back tomorrow. FML
Today, I was woken up by my teenage son pulling down my shirt and taking pictures of my breasts. FML
Today, my 4-year-old son discovered that he really likes masturbating. So much in fact, that he took pictures of it with my phone. FML
My kid, the playa
Today, I learned that my 18-year-old son has had more sexual partners together at one time than I've had separately in total in my life. FML
Mommie issues
Today, I found all my missing underwear that I have been looking for for months, and have been replacing. They were all hidden in a pile in my 14 year-old son's bedroom, covered in crusty stuff. When confronted, his response as to why was, "Hormones…?" FML
Today, while cleaning around the house, I found a black bra that wasn’t mine. I confronted my husband about it, which turned into a massive fight. It turned out that the bra actually belonged to my son’s girlfriend I didn’t know he had. FML
Today, my son walked in on me masturbating. Now, whenever I don't do whatever he wants, he blackmails me. FML
Today, I secretly turned off the internet to see what my kids would do. Barely 10 minutes later, I caught my oldest son masturbating to a photo of my sister in a bikini because, as he put it, "A man has needs and the internet's fucked." FML
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awkward_gothlady 32
Oedipus complex?
GhostChickens 17
That's the weirdest thing mother/son bonding experience possible. I can't even offer any helpful advice on how to handle this situation. I do not know how to help you. Buy him a new bra maybe? I am also genuinely concerned as to how you discovered this particularly disturbing fact.
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Comments (120)
mr_sarcastic416 29
could have been worse, could have been wearing one and jerking off with another
TheKillerWalrus 10
Probably got bored of your panties.
Epikouros 32
That's creepy. Normal boys ********** to their sister's underwear.
glengus 17
only child?
slowlybreakingme 14
That's disgusting. D:
kazer19 2
Okay I know this seems messed up but some kids do go through it. He's going through puberty so his hormones are out of control and it's causing his sexual focus to be out of whack. Im assuming he doesn't have many female friends, so you being the closest female to him showing him affection, would bend his mind into thinking you're a sexually compatible mate. If you don't want to ruin his life or scar him, then drop it. DO NOT APPROACH HIM. You will only make things worse. Find him something else to do. Just act like nothing has happened.
HopeInBama 5
That is avoiding the issue and not doing anything about it. Which could lead to even worse behavior. Just talk with him one on one, and see what's going on his life. Ignoring it and pretending it didn't happen, is not helping.
Soadv1 11
Well now...that escalated quickly..
183933 6
Gross
noelasis94 18
This reminds me of the song stroke it stroke and then go is yelled out.
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
Well where I would usually agree with you #73, her son is 20 year old, pretty much an adult now. It is a bit disturbing. He clearly has not matured much or is really starved for female affection.
kazer19 2
Not everyone matures at the same rate.
anitah_fml 5
Atleast he isn't raping everything with **** as it seems Indian men do according to media. Or maybe he is.