Today, I discovered that my 20-year-old son has been using my bras for his jerk-off sessions. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I found out where all my expensive bras and panties have been disappearing to. Apparently, while I'm at work, my fifteen year-old son's girlfriend has been stealing them after they have sex in my bed. FML
Today, I walked in on my nineteen-year-old stepson masturbating into a pair of my panties. His excuse? He thought they belonged to my 17-year-old daughter. FML
Egg mode
Today, my ten year-old brother told me that his thirteen year-old friend took one of my bras and two pairs of my underwear a few weeks ago. Apparently he took them out of my room, put them on, and has been sleeping with them ever since. He's coming to give them back tomorrow. FML
Today, I was woken up by my teenage son pulling down my shirt and taking pictures of my breasts. FML
Today, my 4-year-old son discovered that he really likes masturbating. So much in fact, that he took pictures of it with my phone. FML
My kid, the playa
Today, I learned that my 18-year-old son has had more sexual partners together at one time than I've had separately in total in my life. FML
Mommie issues
Today, I found all my missing underwear that I have been looking for for months, and have been replacing. They were all hidden in a pile in my 14 year-old son's bedroom, covered in crusty stuff. When confronted, his response as to why was, "Hormones…?" FML
Today, while cleaning around the house, I found a black bra that wasn’t mine. I confronted my husband about it, which turned into a massive fight. It turned out that the bra actually belonged to my son’s girlfriend I didn’t know he had. FML
Today, my son walked in on me masturbating. Now, whenever I don't do whatever he wants, he blackmails me. FML
Today, I secretly turned off the internet to see what my kids would do. Barely 10 minutes later, I caught my oldest son masturbating to a photo of my sister in a bikini because, as he put it, "A man has needs and the internet's fucked." FML
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awkward_gothlady 32
Oedipus complex?
GhostChickens 17
That's the weirdest thing mother/son bonding experience possible. I can't even offer any helpful advice on how to handle this situation. I do not know how to help you. Buy him a new bra maybe? I am also genuinely concerned as to how you discovered this particularly disturbing fact.
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Comments (120)
yousuck44 11
Ewww op wtf. Dose little Timmy have a mommy complex? Seems to me you might want to talk to him op.
hazardmuffin 21
I do not envy you OP, for the conversation that must happen after finding out something like this is one I never wish to think about, let alone have.
Kohhaku 9
Maybe he thought it was his sister's bra?..
misterjez 15
Yes because that is so much better.
Kohhaku 9
#53 - My friend's little brother used to wank it to her panties. No, it's not better but that's where I'm coming from.
skatoolaki 24
Oh.... "Awkward" doesn't even begin to cover this. I, erm,...have no words.
SirEbro 7
Maybe its not what you think it is. Is he wearing the bra? That's a different story
pic516 9
I think you need to stop using your moms bras
RobertGlessinv 3
It's your fault for finding out
chuckcloninger 12
Congrats. You have a 20 year old perv on your hands. Question. I am going to assume this perv is still living in your home. Is there another man in the house? You know husband/boyfriend type? I suggest the 3 of you sit down and embarrass the hell out of him. Let man of the house tell him that it best not happen again. While you tell him to have a plan by the end of the week for a move out/on his own two feet date. This is not good.
sassy2085 16
Easy fix threaten to put this information on his Facebook if does not stop doing it. If you can't make him understand how wrong this is on so many levels then his Facebook friends will. :)
cuponoodles34 10
serial killer in the making first your panties next dismemberment of the neighborhood cat.. sorry forensic science class.
LeafsGuy92 10
Panties? A cat?.. Really!?!