Kay
Nagari, India 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I discovered that my 20-year-old son has been using my bras for his jerk-off sessions. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Secretisout
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out where all my expensive bras and panties have been disappearing to. Apparently, while I'm at work, my fifteen year-old son's girlfriend has been stealing them after they have sex in my bed. FML
JeezAndAges
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my nineteen-year-old stepson masturbating into a pair of my panties. His excuse? He thought they belonged to my 17-year-old daughter. FML
KillahCam
United States
Egg mode
Today, my ten year-old brother told me that his thirteen year-old friend took one of my bras and two pairs of my underwear a few weeks ago. Apparently he took them out of my room, put them on, and has been sleeping with them ever since. He's coming to give them back tomorrow. FML
Anonymous
Scottsdale, United States
Today, I was woken up by my teenage son pulling down my shirt and taking pictures of my breasts. FML
offrampmotel
🌶️ Spicy
Today, my 4-year-old son discovered that he really likes masturbating. So much in fact, that he took pictures of it with my phone. FML
baldiesmom
🌶️ Spicy
My kid, the playa
Today, I learned that my 18-year-old son has had more sexual partners together at one time than I've had separately in total in my life. FML
Anonymous
Fredericton, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Mommie issues
Today, I found all my missing underwear that I have been looking for for months, and have been replacing. They were all hidden in a pile in my 14 year-old son's bedroom, covered in crusty stuff. When confronted, his response as to why was, "Hormones…?" FML
Anonymous
Lebanon
Today, while cleaning around the house, I found a black bra that wasn’t mine. I confronted my husband about it, which turned into a massive fight. It turned out that the bra actually belonged to my son’s girlfriend I didn’t know he had. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Today, my son walked in on me masturbating. Now, whenever I don't do whatever he wants, he blackmails me. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I secretly turned off the internet to see what my kids would do. Barely 10 minutes later, I caught my oldest son masturbating to a photo of my sister in a bikini because, as he put it, "A man has needs and the internet's fucked." FML
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awkward_gothlady 32
Oedipus complex?
GhostChickens 17
That's the weirdest thing mother/son bonding experience possible. I can't even offer any helpful advice on how to handle this situation. I do not know how to help you. Buy him a new bra maybe? I am also genuinely concerned as to how you discovered this particularly disturbing fact.
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Comments (120)
avapaige1234 19
HOW???
psygarrett 4
How big are your ****? DDs? Pic?:)
psygarrett 4
That is hot!!
Dusty_Busters 15
What. The. ****.
Deviant_fml 5
Meh, this would've been hilarious if the kid was like 12... Now, it's just creepy.
chosha_fml 27
That is wrong on so many levels.
jessejamesc 8
it was nothing personal. just the visual reference to stimulate mental excitation. buy him a flesh light for his next birthday LOL! then we'll see who is posting on FML
MaRK8080 4
Shouldn't he have moved out two years ago
greggly123 6
Your son jerks off with his mothers bra? Wtf? Have him committed as soon as possible, he's got quite a few screws loose
KickAzzGrandma 5
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