Kay
Nagari, India 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I discovered that my 20-year-old son has been using my bras for his jerk-off sessions. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Secretisout
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out where all my expensive bras and panties have been disappearing to. Apparently, while I'm at work, my fifteen year-old son's girlfriend has been stealing them after they have sex in my bed. FML
JeezAndAges
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my nineteen-year-old stepson masturbating into a pair of my panties. His excuse? He thought they belonged to my 17-year-old daughter. FML
KillahCam
United States
Egg mode
Today, my ten year-old brother told me that his thirteen year-old friend took one of my bras and two pairs of my underwear a few weeks ago. Apparently he took them out of my room, put them on, and has been sleeping with them ever since. He's coming to give them back tomorrow. FML
Anonymous
Scottsdale, United States
Today, I was woken up by my teenage son pulling down my shirt and taking pictures of my breasts. FML
offrampmotel
🌶️ Spicy
Today, my 4-year-old son discovered that he really likes masturbating. So much in fact, that he took pictures of it with my phone. FML
baldiesmom
🌶️ Spicy
My kid, the playa
Today, I learned that my 18-year-old son has had more sexual partners together at one time than I've had separately in total in my life. FML
Anonymous
Fredericton, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Mommie issues
Today, I found all my missing underwear that I have been looking for for months, and have been replacing. They were all hidden in a pile in my 14 year-old son's bedroom, covered in crusty stuff. When confronted, his response as to why was, "Hormones…?" FML
Anonymous
Lebanon
Today, while cleaning around the house, I found a black bra that wasn’t mine. I confronted my husband about it, which turned into a massive fight. It turned out that the bra actually belonged to my son’s girlfriend I didn’t know he had. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Today, my son walked in on me masturbating. Now, whenever I don't do whatever he wants, he blackmails me. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I secretly turned off the internet to see what my kids would do. Barely 10 minutes later, I caught my oldest son masturbating to a photo of my sister in a bikini because, as he put it, "A man has needs and the internet's fucked." FML
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awkward_gothlady 32
Oedipus complex?
GhostChickens 17
That's the weirdest thing mother/son bonding experience possible. I can't even offer any helpful advice on how to handle this situation. I do not know how to help you. Buy him a new bra maybe? I am also genuinely concerned as to how you discovered this particularly disturbing fact.
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golden_warrior 23
damn, your son needs to get laid because this is disturbing
ash268 18
EW
worldclassrager 41
I am trying to figure how why he needs a bra...unless that gets his mind on breasts....
jgatsby 6
Poor kid I bet he's so im barest
anythingmustbe 18
You should feel EMBARRASSED for that poorly constructed sentence.
MzZombicidal 36
#32, thank you for clearing up what they were saying. I would have been stuck losing faith in humanity if it weren't for your translation.
Hiimhaileypotter 53
#52- I hate when people say that. You're "losing faith in humanity" over one idiot who can't construct a sentence? I hate to be the one to tell you this, but there are bigger dumbasses than him out there. Doesn't mean you have to "lose faith in humanity." There's still smart people out there.
MzZombicidal 36
You make a valid point. It was just a dumb joke on my part.
buckdharma 38
Tell him he's a douchebag. No, wait, that may give him ideas.
perdix 31
Mrs. Crusty-Cups, are you trying to seduce me?
Cowsxgoxmoo78 8
I think this is a really good excuse to cut the cord and tell Jr he needs to find and apt... And probably a really good therapist.
B0nb0N09 12
Nonononononononononoooo
Enslaved 38
Really? Bras just don't seem fun unless there's something in them. :P
Dracoboxer357 36
31- While I would agree with you on this comment in general, if Op's son chooses to increase his level of fun with her bra, she would still have to have her boobs in the bra while he had his jerk off session with it......and if that's not just a bigger level of Creepy As ****, I don't know what is. ;p
Dracoboxer357 36
34- Inspiration. :p
amifaiyaz 12
Maybe buy him his own jerk off bras? I can't think of anything else that could probably help.