Today, I discovered that my 12-year-old son has secretly been printing out and selling copies of the suggestive photos from my camera that I'd taken for my husband. He's been selling them to kids at school for a dollar each. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my son took some of my underwear to school. What's worse is he sold it to his classmate for $10. FML
Today, I found out where all my missing panties have gone, when my 12-year-old daughter was caught selling them to the boys at school. FML
Today, my phone went missing. My 8-year-old son took it to school and sold it for $10. FML
Today, my dad went through my room while I was out and threw away the "inappropriate pictures" that he found. They're the nudes I've been working on for art class. FML
Today, I found out that my son had sold his house key to one of his friends for half a packet of gum. Now there is someone out there who I have never met with full access to my house. My son is 16. FML
Today, my son got expelled after using the photocopier to photocopy his penis. He then used the copies to replace every directional arrow posted throughout the school. FML
Today, I was woken up by my teenage son pulling down my shirt and taking pictures of my breasts. FML
Today, my best friend and I were taking bikini selfies in my backyard hot tub when I caught my little brother peeping and taking photos from around a corner behind us. Now I know how he can afford his vapes, despite not having a job and being in middle school. FML
Today, my 12 year old son came home from school and informed me that he bought an air guitar for $20. He honestly thinks this is a good price. FML
Today, I found out that my daughter has been stuffing my push-up bras and lipstick into her backpack, putting them on at school, and taking them off before she gets home. She's 9. The only reason I found out is because her teacher reported me to social services. FML
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MURIKKA 11
A dollar each? Sounds like you have some work to do.
CountMango 5
And that's why you take better care to hide things like that...
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Comments (119)
Cashtangoteam 10
A kids gotta make money in this economy
unknown_user5566 27
What's really important here is finding out how much he's made. Hey, ya never know- the kid could be funding your future retirement fund. ;)
BubbaD123 5
Or he might try to hoe her out lol
paaronoid 4
Pictures of your naked body are only worth $1? FYL, OP. :(
andiewithlove 21
Suggestive doesn't necessarily mean nude.
ICastillo 25
You must be a milf for the kids to be buying them I guess that's a positive.
ruabadfishtoo 0
hmmm or it may be that it's pics of her naked?
ICastillo 25
Hmmm good point any naked woman at that age would be awesome
FaygoAndMiracles 18
Did it ever say that she was naked? It said suggestive photos- wouldn't naked be past the point of just being suggesting something about the picture? I guess she might have been naked, but I didn't really interpret it that way.
SneakyCaveman 13
He has to pay for his lunch somehow. The little guy is just trying to save you some money.
p00p0nt0ast 10
Best. Comment. Evar!!!!
RealReality 12
FYL for having nude photos of you being sold, but YDI for having those photos easily accessible.
nancyschmancy 9
The phrase "dumb bitch" does come to mind.
androiddestroya 7
Land-"promise land" Labor-suggestive poses Capital-camera and pictures Middle school economics :D
jetsown08 21
This guys an amateur at best. $1 a pop, what is this?
KazeTanukisan 4
Oy vey. What would compel him to do that? Weird kid you got there OP.