Today, I discovered that my 12-year-old son has secretly been printing out and selling copies of the suggestive photos from my camera that I'd taken for my husband. He's been selling them to kids at school for a dollar each. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my son took some of my underwear to school. What's worse is he sold it to his classmate for $10. FML
Today, I found out where all my missing panties have gone, when my 12-year-old daughter was caught selling them to the boys at school. FML
Today, my phone went missing. My 8-year-old son took it to school and sold it for $10. FML
Today, my dad went through my room while I was out and threw away the "inappropriate pictures" that he found. They're the nudes I've been working on for art class. FML
Today, I found out that my son had sold his house key to one of his friends for half a packet of gum. Now there is someone out there who I have never met with full access to my house. My son is 16. FML
Today, my son got expelled after using the photocopier to photocopy his penis. He then used the copies to replace every directional arrow posted throughout the school. FML
Today, I was woken up by my teenage son pulling down my shirt and taking pictures of my breasts. FML
Today, my best friend and I were taking bikini selfies in my backyard hot tub when I caught my little brother peeping and taking photos from around a corner behind us. Now I know how he can afford his vapes, despite not having a job and being in middle school. FML
Today, my 12 year old son came home from school and informed me that he bought an air guitar for $20. He honestly thinks this is a good price. FML
Today, I found out that my daughter has been stuffing my push-up bras and lipstick into her backpack, putting them on at school, and taking them off before she gets home. She's 9. The only reason I found out is because her teacher reported me to social services. FML
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Top comments
MURIKKA 11
A dollar each? Sounds like you have some work to do.
CountMango 5
And that's why you take better care to hide things like that...
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Comments (119)
Slapshott30 3
God dammit, does he take checks!?
jim_bolicious 4
that's nothing, my little brother(from the BIG BROTHERS ASSOCIATION) showed me nude photos of his mom and her friend for free
the_true_batman 10
Nice, maybe I should try out volunteering.
amanduh172 2
The next Hugh Hefner xD
SoultheWolf 19
If you're going to be leaving suggestive photos and the camera in a place where your son can find them easily then you have no sympathy from me. Either print the photos for your husband and delete them from the camera then hide them in a place your son wont find them or hide the camera where he wont find it. YDI
BobbieH 19
You leave risqué photos where your child can find and print them out?! Maybe now you'll have learned to keep private files better protected.
vbmg152 19
YDI! Just hit the erase button & you won't have these problems! I keep telling people not to take pics like that! They're probably on the web somewhere, too!
toughchick14 15
Only a dollar?
rebel_belle1974 5
Hmmm I'd try to double your money by selling them to high schoolers
sweethang26 7
Karma's a bitch...(;
iMandyx3 5
The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.