Today, I discovered that my 12-year-old son has secretly been printing out and selling copies of the suggestive photos from my camera that I'd taken for my husband. He's been selling them to kids at school for a dollar each. FML
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Today, my son took some of my underwear to school. What's worse is he sold it to his classmate for $10. FML
Today, I found out where all my missing panties have gone, when my 12-year-old daughter was caught selling them to the boys at school. FML
Today, my phone went missing. My 8-year-old son took it to school and sold it for $10. FML
Today, my dad went through my room while I was out and threw away the "inappropriate pictures" that he found. They're the nudes I've been working on for art class. FML
Today, I found out that my son had sold his house key to one of his friends for half a packet of gum. Now there is someone out there who I have never met with full access to my house. My son is 16. FML
Today, my son got expelled after using the photocopier to photocopy his penis. He then used the copies to replace every directional arrow posted throughout the school. FML
Today, I was woken up by my teenage son pulling down my shirt and taking pictures of my breasts. FML
Today, my best friend and I were taking bikini selfies in my backyard hot tub when I caught my little brother peeping and taking photos from around a corner behind us. Now I know how he can afford his vapes, despite not having a job and being in middle school. FML
Today, my 12 year old son came home from school and informed me that he bought an air guitar for $20. He honestly thinks this is a good price. FML
Today, I found out that my daughter has been stuffing my push-up bras and lipstick into her backpack, putting them on at school, and taking them off before she gets home. She's 9. The only reason I found out is because her teacher reported me to social services. FML
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MURIKKA 11
A dollar each? Sounds like you have some work to do.
CountMango 5
And that's why you take better care to hide things like that...
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Comments (119)
LifelessStars 22
well for starters ground him for thinking you're only worth a dollar and second take the money.
mosquito19 14
you got a 12 year old for a pimp
unknown_user5566 27
29- This, good sir, is the deal of a lifetime.
lacespace 8
Your son is a whole new breed of sex offender. Predators that pray on their parents. Freud, damn pyscho, I think of you.
unknown_user5566 27
No silly, Llama_Face89 was the beginning of the new breed. This kid is simply a wanna-be. ;)
lacespace 8
Like one of those mock serial killers in Law And Order Special Victims Unit. Ah yes...I'm taking notes here
Llama_Face89 34
Oh come on! I tried that at school and a kid turned me in to the principal. How'd he manage it?!
unknown_user5566 27
If you're actually 23 as your profile states you are (and if your comment is not sarcasm), it's probably because our age group was a bit more modest at that age. These days there are 12 year olds wearing next to nothing, having sex, and getting pregnant. My own sister was sneaking out of the house to meet up with a boy (who ended up in juvie) when she was 13. I feel like I was a perfect angel compared to some of these kids.
lacespace 8
What was that llama face? You sold seductive pictures of your mother to kids at school? Well please- tell me why. I'm interested in the psychological sense. I'm not judging you llama I know the life in the school yard gets rough, the modern man must hustle.
BubbleGrunge 18
P.I.M.P. not only is your son brilliant, he's also an entrepreneur!! Perhaps you should encourage his love of money by selling something other than pictures of yourself!
annonymous193 3
Niggers
martin_martian7 11
Like a boss!
nancyschmancy 9
Kids find everything. Unless you have a safe, or a password locked computer,YDI!!
BubbaD123 5
Tell him to sell them for $5 lol he'll make bank faster lmfao
unknown_user5566 27
Did you literally laugh out loud AND laugh your ******* ass off while writing that comment? You must be exhausted!
laden_swallow09 35
And it wasn't even that funny. Huh…
chellyX92 8
You should probably look through your camera settings and see if there is a "lock" setting. Some cameras have them. Other than that, Ydi for leaving it on the camera. If you do things like that you are suppose to destroy the evidence or better yet, don't do it.