Today, I discovered that my 12-year-old son has secretly been printing out and selling copies of the suggestive photos from my camera that I'd taken for my husband. He's been selling them to kids at school for a dollar each. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my son took some of my underwear to school. What's worse is he sold it to his classmate for $10. FML
Today, I found out where all my missing panties have gone, when my 12-year-old daughter was caught selling them to the boys at school. FML
Today, my phone went missing. My 8-year-old son took it to school and sold it for $10. FML
Today, my dad went through my room while I was out and threw away the "inappropriate pictures" that he found. They're the nudes I've been working on for art class. FML
Today, I found out that my son had sold his house key to one of his friends for half a packet of gum. Now there is someone out there who I have never met with full access to my house. My son is 16. FML
Today, my son got expelled after using the photocopier to photocopy his penis. He then used the copies to replace every directional arrow posted throughout the school. FML
Today, I was woken up by my teenage son pulling down my shirt and taking pictures of my breasts. FML
Today, my best friend and I were taking bikini selfies in my backyard hot tub when I caught my little brother peeping and taking photos from around a corner behind us. Now I know how he can afford his vapes, despite not having a job and being in middle school. FML
Today, my 12 year old son came home from school and informed me that he bought an air guitar for $20. He honestly thinks this is a good price. FML
Today, I found out that my daughter has been stuffing my push-up bras and lipstick into her backpack, putting them on at school, and taking them off before she gets home. She's 9. The only reason I found out is because her teacher reported me to social services. FML
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MURIKKA 11
A dollar each? Sounds like you have some work to do.
CountMango 5
And that's why you take better care to hide things like that...
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Comments (119)
mikeofthunder 13
Don't worry love, you have a million-dollar body to your husband
pnutbutternjelly 15
I'm no stranger to taking naughty pictures but they are hidden and locked by a password.
N_Jaay 6
Be proud of your son. He has been blessed with an entrepreneurial, business-like mind. He will be successful when he grows up
howrudoin 11
Your kid is training to become future CEO of an adult entertainment company.
Tempest559 12
That's creepy and borderline incest.
Attica 20
I don't really see it as incestuous, even borderline. There's no indication in the FML that the OP's son has any interest in the photos, himself (otherwise that would probably be the focus of the post, rather than the picture selling). If that were the case, the OP would really need to have a Nancy Botwin-style chat with her son... Now THAT is an FML!
studave 8
Not sure if he's that original though. Isn't this concept on an episode of the Simpsons?
Solipsist 12
is the OP mostly upset because the photos were only going for $1??
PixieZee 8
Kudos to him. It's tough out there for everyone, yet here is a 12 year old making the dollars! As for you OP, Y SOOOOOO DI. Please see the 90+ reason above me to see why ;)
kittenvks 11
95- I'm not sure any thing seems original anymore
Sitaaboo 6
Well you could take this two different ways: one your a milf, so it's a compliment orrrr... You need to brush up on your skills if he's only making a single dollar each ahha!