Today, I discovered that my 12-year-old son has secretly been printing out and selling copies of the suggestive photos from my camera that I'd taken for my husband. He's been selling them to kids at school for a dollar each. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my son took some of my underwear to school. What's worse is he sold it to his classmate for $10. FML
Today, I found out where all my missing panties have gone, when my 12-year-old daughter was caught selling them to the boys at school. FML
Today, my phone went missing. My 8-year-old son took it to school and sold it for $10. FML
Today, my dad went through my room while I was out and threw away the "inappropriate pictures" that he found. They're the nudes I've been working on for art class. FML
Today, I found out that my son had sold his house key to one of his friends for half a packet of gum. Now there is someone out there who I have never met with full access to my house. My son is 16. FML
Today, my son got expelled after using the photocopier to photocopy his penis. He then used the copies to replace every directional arrow posted throughout the school. FML
Today, I was woken up by my teenage son pulling down my shirt and taking pictures of my breasts. FML
Today, my best friend and I were taking bikini selfies in my backyard hot tub when I caught my little brother peeping and taking photos from around a corner behind us. Now I know how he can afford his vapes, despite not having a job and being in middle school. FML
Today, my 12 year old son came home from school and informed me that he bought an air guitar for $20. He honestly thinks this is a good price. FML
Today, I found out that my daughter has been stuffing my push-up bras and lipstick into her backpack, putting them on at school, and taking them off before she gets home. She's 9. The only reason I found out is because her teacher reported me to social services. FML
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Top comments
MURIKKA 11
A dollar each? Sounds like you have some work to do.
CountMango 5
And that's why you take better care to hide things like that...
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Comments (119)
Faff 20
i think 95 was making a southpark reference..
Forlorn420 9
Simpsons did it!
Levvy 22
I love all these YDIs. I wonder how many of these people here have actually blamed themselves for having anything stolen from them.
parkwaydrive7 9
Tell him you want 50/50 cut
yesyesnonono 10
How are you supposed to collect royalties if they're a buck each?
kittykat1818 6
awe what a lil entrepreneur :)
Epikouros 32
Take revenge by showing his most embarrassing naked baby pictures to his friends.
chabaseball1816 6
Smart boy
marramrammar 2
He is an entrepreneur, and you will be the MILF of imagination for young budding men. Net net you have a winner. Son will be successful and you will always be known as that steaming hot mom!!
ToewsIsMyBro19 6
that sonofabitch made me pay two dollars each!