Today, I discovered that I've spent so much time playing Sudoku in the bathroom at work that I've trained myself to need to pee whenever I open the app. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got so used to using this FML app while going to the bathroom that when I opened it, I accidentally peed a little. FML
Today, I played Angry Birds for two hours. I got so into the game, I failed to remember that I was sitting on a public toilet. I only realized this when the janitor came to check on me. FML
Today, I realized that every time I hear running water, I have less than a minute to find a toilet or I'll pee my pants. FML
Today, I learned that the three secretaries at work make spreadsheets about who uses the toilets, when and for how long, and then make bets on who will take the longest toilet break, who will use it the most often, etc. Now I constantly look at my watch whenever I use the toilets. FML
Today, I realized my job is so boring that I spend most of my time trying to take a dump than actually working. FML
Today, thanks to my habit of peeing in the shower, I accidentally peed in the bath. FML
Today, I was so bored at a dinner party that I went to the bathroom to play games on my phone. One of my co-workers came in, so I rushed into a stall, but forgot to turn my phone's sound off. She heard it and said, "It's OK, music helps me shit too" and started blasting her music and grunting. FML
Today, I realized I'm too short to use the urinals at work. FML
Today, my girlfriend has become such a workaholic that I found her sitting in her office, soaked in piss. When I called her out, she said she didn't want to take bathroom breaks anymore, and asked me to buy diapers. FML
Today, while in the airport waiting to board, I got the sudden urge to pee, so I ran to the bathroom feeling like my bladder was about to burst. I was so focused on relieving my bladder that I failed to notice the diarrhea covering the toilet seat and the wall behind it until I was sitting in it. FML
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Top comments
hoosiergirl94 31
Just don't open it at your desk
jayennachristine 23
sounds like you play it a little too much
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Comments (45)
Damarcus 22
Classical conditioning
niiickk_ 7
urine leaky situation
lainlain_fml 15
That's awesome.
datkenna 20
Classical conditioning at its finest
californian21 13
Be glad it's just pee and nothing else....
Utetopia2014 18
Jesus... what are you? Pavlov's dog?
lostinareverie 21
Paging Pavlov!
samlovesham1234 9
I take that you weren't on the toilet then?
petert71 10
Guess where I am as I write this. FML too!
enginsteve 17
I did the same thing with the FML app.