Today, I discovered my 18 year old son has been peeing on the carpet when he is too lazy to get out of bed in the morning and blaming it on the cat. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that I'd been wrong to constantly accuse next door's cat of peeing on my car every night. It was actually my 16-year-old son. FML
Today, my 2-year-old son figured out that if he takes his pull-up off and DOESN'T go on the potty, he can pee all over things. FML
Today, my 12 year-old step-child told me he’s been deliberately wetting - and sometimes crapping - the bed because he’s too lazy to get up, and knows it’s someone else’s problem to clean up after him. It’s been going on for years. FML
Today, I found out my son told his teachers that I make his brother Tom sleep on the floor, make him stay out of the house for long periods of time, and don't let him use the toilet. Tom is actually our cat. FML
Today, I finally found where the awful lingering stench in my house was coming from. My son thought it would be funny to piss in the baby's humidifier. He's 16. FML
Today, my son learned how to use the toilet for the first time. He was so excited he started peeing on the floor. FML
Today, after explaining to my four-year-old why our new puppy was peeing on things to mark his territory, my son decided to follow suit and pee all over our house. FML
Today, my is still peeing on the toilet seat and floor. When will it get better? My son is 18 years-old and apparently can’t aim in the toilet. I had to sit on the pee he left on the toilet seat the other day. FML
Today, my son pooped in his diaper and managed to somehow take it off without my knowledge. He then sat down on the carpet and imitated a dog with worms, all the way down the hallway, through the living room, and into my bedroom. FML
Today, my 18 year old son asked me to check if there were any monsters under his bed. FML
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junaho 0
You should pee in his bed. Blame it on the cat.
ashole1990 10
my brother used to pee in a bottle when he didnt feel like getting up.... then he kept the bottles filled in a cabinet at least it isnt as disturbing as that haha but yeah, fyl. he's gross
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bebe29 0
Whats with these people from Cali peeing on things. This is the second one today about someone from California peeing elsewhere from the toilet.
derriduh 0
has he ever had a girlfriend?
gemini02 0
Why to idiots fight over who is first to comment?? And to stay on topic, you have one damn lazy son. Time to crack the whip on him!!
beatlesfanf 0
Has anyone stopped to think that maybe the OP didn't have any reason to think their son was peeing on the carpet and just figured it had to be the cat? Sure, human pee and cat pee smell very different, but if you walk into the room and see a pee stain you don't automatically think, "Dammit, one of the teenagers pissed on the floor again!" If someone told me it was the cat I'd believe them - not stick my face in the piss carpet and try to determine whether or not it's actually cat pee.
bloodthorn 4
YDI fur razing a cid ho kant get off hiz ass an go to da bathrum
cattoe7 0
wow... really?
ROLLSROYCE 0
LOL that kid who misspelled all that shit is either a IDIOT or black and a IDIOT
xxXChiiXxx 2
YDI.
SEPHARAD 0
Forget all the horrible comments above. Something is going on. This is anti-social behavior, not laziness. You should all go to counseling and seek some help. Good luck to you.
xxstealthxx 0
wow your stupid for even believing that the cat did it. this kid must be super fat with a size 40 and no job still
NonchalantSavant 0
I heard about a kid who did this same thing on a "This American Life" episode. He was blaming it on his senile grandmother 'cause he wanted his parents to put her in a home. They ended up taking his dog to the pound instead, because they didn't believe it was the grandmother. Karma and all that...
beethoven_fml 0
yeah this sounds TAL inspired
PoeticPixie 0
He would be gone. He's old enough to have his own place and pee on his own carpet. Kick his lazy butt out