Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by quietly undressing and sneaking into the bathroom to join him in the shower. He was bent over taking a dump, pushing his turd down the plughole. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML
Today, my boyfriend surprised me by coming home early. He walked in on me sitting on the toilet, singing full volume to my cat as I took a crap. FML
Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML
Today, I wanted to take a romantic bath with my boyfriend. I set up the candles and hot water, but I had to take a dump. After my business was done, I called him into the bath. He walks in, sniffs, glances at the toilet and leaves. Guess what I forgot to flush. FML
Today, I was sitting on the toilet with a really bad and noisy stomach upset. Then I hear a knock on the bathroom door. My boyfriend had decided to make a surprise visit. FML
Today, I waited for my girlfriend to get in the shower before I stripped down to try and seduce her. I got ready, threw open the door and went in. I walked in on her taking a dump. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I snuck into the bathroom together at his house for a quickie. Just as we unzipped our pants, his step-dad knocked on the door. Panicking, I jumped into the closet to hide. When his step-dad came in, he went to put some towels away. In the closet. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, when I needed the loo. The door was ajar, so I walked into his bathroom, sat down, and started to pee. I then looked up to see the shocked face of his dad sitting naked in the bath. FML
Today, I sneaked into my girlfriend's house for some romantic time. Before going into her room, I took a dump in the bathroom. Once I was done, I not only noticed that there was no toilet paper left, but I heard her and her 6'5, heavyweight boxer, ex-marine father, talking outside the bathroom door. FML
Today, I went with my boyfriend to meet his parents. I had to excuse myself to use the bathroom, and I ended up taking a huge crap that wouldn't flush. I had to reach in and break it up with my hands just so it would flush. Only after I washed up did I notice a plunger sitting under the sink. FML
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Top comments
misspulkadot24 17
That is so ******* disgusting. I'm never eating while reading FML again.
HooyoMacaan 7
Oh wow.. That's.. That's just nasty.. I thought folks just pissed in the shower. :/
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Comments (169)
diva239 8
That's a deal breaker I'd dump him for that dump!
crashley21 10
That is disguising. How could he think that was ok? I wouldn't leave him alone about it until he had cleaned out the tub with cleaner and maybe snaked the drain.
Zforya 10
That is...just...blah!!!
Dramori 29
You surprised him so bad he shit himself - obviously all your fault. Could be worse, could be pushing it down with your toothbrush! ;)
Satoaoi 13
Omg I'm just I can't even. speechless
fmlforreal92 8
I'd move.
Timber147 9
Get another boyfriend!
Cupcake040 17
Make him bleach the shower........omg I don't know what to say! Anyone that says you deserve this is nuts
wironandine 8
Funniest fml on record
firefly319 7
So disgusting. So much for breakfast. Sorry OP, that's just nasty... I hope you said/yelled something to him. Ugh.