Today, I decided to go on a diet to lose some weight before summer. This was followed by the arrival of a giant parcel full of candy from my mother. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I received a box in the mail from my mom which I assumed was a care package. It was a scale to encourage me to lose weight. FML
Today, after several months of eating right, exercising, and weight loss, my mother has yet again arrived at my house, unannounced and with a very sugary cake. She's been doing this most weeks since I lost 50 pounds. FML
Today, I told my parents that I was going on a diet to lose weight and I wanted their support. They brought home donuts and pizza for dinner. FML
Today, I told my mom I was finally going on a diet. She let me know how proud she is of me fighting temptation, by making my favorite cookies and dinner. FML
Today, I found out that I eat candy in my sleep. For two months I've been dieting because of my weight and high risk of diabetes. I now know why nothing has changed. FML
Today, I decided to start a new and healthy diet. When I came home from my run this morning, my family decided to show their support by buying takeaway food. FML
Today, I bought myself a Crumbl cookie as a treat for losing 20lbs. Upon seeing it, my mom screamed at me for cheating on my diet and how I was going to "gain all the weight back" and insisted she eat some of it to "help me out." She left behind a tiny morsel of the cookie with a chocolate chip chunk. FML
Today, I decided I would eat healthy in order to lose weight. Feeling powerful, I threw away all of the icecream in my freezer. An hour later, I picked the icecream carton out of the garbage and ate the entire half-melted carton. FML
Today, I finally weighed myself after going on a strict diet of only fruits, vegetables, and coffee. I gained weight. FML
Today, I was online looking up ways to lose weight, get thinner and be healthier, all the while eating a slab of brownie that was half the size of my head. FML
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Top comments
blonde_headed 10
eh, start after the candy's gone.
geordieboysgirl 0
How sweet, your mommy loves you.
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Comments (111)
skylarbee 8
you don't need to eat it all at once. it's called moderation.
labanana_fml 5
sweeeeeet
Stxphy 0
haha thats happend 2 me lots of times! it sucks! its like they think that you trying to be heallty and fit is a joke! ppl suck
AppleCoFreak 0
You know you don't lose weight from starving yourself, you do it from exercising
EmperorHilo 11
Nothing wrong there, just learn self control
Amandabobmaxwell 4
Self control
Razzal17 3
Oh no! How horrible you got a box of candies while in other parts of the world people have no access to basic resources.....
SkoomaKi 28
BURN HE... the candy, burn the candy.
Pauline96_fml 20
Plan your weight loss using the candy as reward after you work out. So long as you are eating the candy over time instead of all at once you should be fine
Diddlydoo1632 18
Test your willpower. Just don't eat it