Today, I decided to go on a diet to lose some weight before summer. This was followed by the arrival of a giant parcel full of candy from my mother. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I received a box in the mail from my mom which I assumed was a care package. It was a scale to encourage me to lose weight. FML
Today, after several months of eating right, exercising, and weight loss, my mother has yet again arrived at my house, unannounced and with a very sugary cake. She's been doing this most weeks since I lost 50 pounds. FML
Today, I told my parents that I was going on a diet to lose weight and I wanted their support. They brought home donuts and pizza for dinner. FML
Today, I told my mom I was finally going on a diet. She let me know how proud she is of me fighting temptation, by making my favorite cookies and dinner. FML
Today, I found out that I eat candy in my sleep. For two months I've been dieting because of my weight and high risk of diabetes. I now know why nothing has changed. FML
Today, I decided to start a new and healthy diet. When I came home from my run this morning, my family decided to show their support by buying takeaway food. FML
Today, I bought myself a Crumbl cookie as a treat for losing 20lbs. Upon seeing it, my mom screamed at me for cheating on my diet and how I was going to "gain all the weight back" and insisted she eat some of it to "help me out." She left behind a tiny morsel of the cookie with a chocolate chip chunk. FML
Today, I decided I would eat healthy in order to lose weight. Feeling powerful, I threw away all of the icecream in my freezer. An hour later, I picked the icecream carton out of the garbage and ate the entire half-melted carton. FML
Today, I finally weighed myself after going on a strict diet of only fruits, vegetables, and coffee. I gained weight. FML
Today, I was online looking up ways to lose weight, get thinner and be healthier, all the while eating a slab of brownie that was half the size of my head. FML
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blonde_headed 10
eh, start after the candy's gone.
geordieboysgirl 0
How sweet, your mommy loves you.
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Comments (111)
kroms001_fml 0
Eat it all sexy, I would still hit it... ;) Enjoy yourself.
deuce8301 2
how is this a FML because you don't have the self dicipline to throw the fat tablets in the trash. stop wasting all of our time with this stupid crap.
TJT 0
and that was followed by gaining 25 pounds
Lisa89 3
So? Candy lasts a long time, so leave it until later.
WorstOneEver 0
This is the worst FML I've ever read in my life. If you think your life sucks because your mother sent you a bag of candy and your fat ass can't resist eating it, then you are a very, very lucky person if having a bag of candy sent to you is your biggest problem. Maybe your one of those people that need to be broken down so you can lose weight. **** you, you've ruined my day, this is my FML.
shadowsbane 0
**** YEAH CANDY, eat that shit and then go on the diet, because, damn, it's candy, man!
bored690 0
just tell her it was yum and give it to someone else
krsaco 0
just because she sent you candy doesn't mean you have to eat it. give the candy to some kid. and the reason that you probably need to go on a diet is because you can't just tell your mom the truth that you want to lose weight so stop sending me junk food.
dragonaair 5
"Hey, kid, you want some candy?" "Mummy told me not to have candy from strangers!" "COME ON! EAT IT! GET FAT LIKE ME!"
JewelVictoria 0
god that always happens.. or someone goes grocery shopping and finally comes home with your favorite food that you havent had in months.. yikes!!
FlagGirl2010 0
You should be grateful your mother sent you anything. Find the willpower to ignore the candy, or at least eat it slowly - say, a piece per day. Savor it and be thankful your mother thought of you.