Today, I decided to go on a diet to lose some weight before summer. This was followed by the arrival of a giant parcel full of candy from my mother. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I received a box in the mail from my mom which I assumed was a care package. It was a scale to encourage me to lose weight. FML
Today, after several months of eating right, exercising, and weight loss, my mother has yet again arrived at my house, unannounced and with a very sugary cake. She's been doing this most weeks since I lost 50 pounds. FML
Today, I told my parents that I was going on a diet to lose weight and I wanted their support. They brought home donuts and pizza for dinner. FML
Today, I told my mom I was finally going on a diet. She let me know how proud she is of me fighting temptation, by making my favorite cookies and dinner. FML
Today, I found out that I eat candy in my sleep. For two months I've been dieting because of my weight and high risk of diabetes. I now know why nothing has changed. FML
Today, I decided to start a new and healthy diet. When I came home from my run this morning, my family decided to show their support by buying takeaway food. FML
Today, I bought myself a Crumbl cookie as a treat for losing 20lbs. Upon seeing it, my mom screamed at me for cheating on my diet and how I was going to "gain all the weight back" and insisted she eat some of it to "help me out." She left behind a tiny morsel of the cookie with a chocolate chip chunk. FML
Today, I decided I would eat healthy in order to lose weight. Feeling powerful, I threw away all of the icecream in my freezer. An hour later, I picked the icecream carton out of the garbage and ate the entire half-melted carton. FML
Today, I finally weighed myself after going on a strict diet of only fruits, vegetables, and coffee. I gained weight. FML
Today, I was online looking up ways to lose weight, get thinner and be healthier, all the while eating a slab of brownie that was half the size of my head. FML
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blonde_headed 10
eh, start after the candy's gone.
geordieboysgirl 0
How sweet, your mommy loves you.
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Comments (111)
shadeilmaendu 0
well, honestly diet alone is never gonna be enough, if you really want to get in shape work out as well, or find a fun physical activity to involve yourself in. example, I hate to exercise, so I go walking through the woods and rock climb because it's fun for me. and eat the candy.. but in moderation. and **** those people calling you a fattie.. trolls gonna troll, I guess
pfunk129 1
give the candy to an orphanage.
CoolChik 5
If the candy stopped you from starting your lifestyle change, then you weren't very dedicated to start out with. I doubt you would have sticked to it anyway. The best thing to do would have been to send it back, thank her for the gesture, and tell her you were going to try to start a healthier lifestyle. Discipline. Get it.
LiveLaughLove18 0
Hahaha best comment. (:
justajoker 0
I don't see how it's that hard to just give it to a friend.
crazeeazz 0
how is this an fml? give the candy to your friends or give it back. problem solved.
l3allin_all_day 0
******* eat that shitt up
metrockick10 0
Amazingly enough, despite popular belief, you are still in control of what you do to your own body. If you don't think you have the self-control to eat it slowly, then get rid of it. Otherwise, when you shove it down your throat and realize you're even more of a fatass than you were before, don't blame anyone but yourself.
candice79_fml 5
it's called self control.
vivalacobraxo 0
troll with rolls ?! =D
brainwerx 0
it's the UK. who would notice another fat girl?! really.