Today, I decided to go get my hair cut because it was getting a bit long. I told the lady that I wanted it way short and she replied "Why? You will look like a guy sweetie." I am a guy. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got my hair cut short, as it hasn’t been cut in well over a year and I was getting sick of dealing with it. I told the hairdresser I would probably look like a boy but she said it would look cute, and that she’d make sure it looks feminine. I loved how it came out, until the kid at CVS asked, “Can I help you sir?” FML
Today, I went to my hair dresser to get my haircut. When she asked me what I wanted, I told her "the usual". She confused me with another customer and gave me a mullet. FML
Today, after growing my hair out for over a year and constantly being told that it makes me look like a girl, I finally cut it. The first thing my friends said when they saw me was that I now look like a "lesbian." FML
Today, after cutting my hair and shaving, I had girls hitting on me for the first time ever! Too bad they thought I was a butch lesbian, not a man. FML
Today, my boss told me to cut my long hair. After coming back to work with a clean cut hairstyle, he apparently thought I was the new guy, and said I was going to be trained by "The long-haired girly-looking idiot." FML
Today, I went to get a haircut and the first thing the lady asked was, "So, do you want to keep the mullet?" What mullet?! FML
Today, I decided to get a haircut to change up my look. I asked for a bob, but the hairstylist misunderstood and gave me some sort of bowl cut. I look like a '90s sitcom character. FML
Today, I went to get a haircut. The hairdresser at the counter was kind of cute, so I had to say something non-standard. When she greeted me with her hello, I replied, "Guess what I need from you today?" She looked at me, considered, and replied, "An eyebrow wax?" FML
Today, I got a haircut. I wanted three inches cut off. When the lady finished, she had cut off everything but three inches of my hair. FML
Today, I went to my hairdresser who promised me a haircut which "all the girls would want you" for. She gave me a combover. FML
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Top comments
aback 5
If she's that blind, you don't want her anywhere near your hair with scissors.
BurpusMe 0
Is this Zack Effron?
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Comments (94)
browni_e 0
YDI for being a gender bender.
Calaura9 0
You must be super sexy... mmm....
whyowhy26 3
I hope you got the haircut ;D
mo_the_owl 0
Go team Androgyny!!
Gavik 0
Correct response: "Well, then my hair would match with my dick."
Snowlight_fml 7
Has your voice broken yet?
Pointy130 0
That's not bad. I have long hair and people started calling me "that emo kid" despite being vehemently anti-emo.
Ret_fml 0
It depends on how you cut your hair. Not all guys with long hair are considered "emo" It's probably that stupid side swept bangs style, those are meant for girls -_-
jonny2x4 0
YDI for looking like such a girly-man.
JJ88000 0
I hate when shit like that happens. I remember one time I called my friends house for homework back in highschool and my voice has broke, but it's not the deapest. His grandmother anserwed and i asked to talk to him, then he told me the next day that his grandma said to him some girl is calling you. FML, don't worry people like us will rule the world one day, mwahahahahaha
kaitlynadele 0
So what? If this one little bitchy comment ruins your life, then you must have a pretty shitty life. Or a really shitty perspective on life. This is not an FML.
sublime93 0
Agreed ^^