Today, I went to see a once-in-a-lifetime moment when the Olympic torch passed through my town. I waited for 3 hours only to get a bruise from a man shoving me out of the way at the exact moment it went past. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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Worth it
Today, I drove for hours to attend a martial arts tournament, and then I waited ages for it to finally start. I lost in less than a minute. FML
Get on with it
Today, I went to a baseball game. On the way in, I managed to trip and get stuck in the turnstile. It took five minutes of flailing and twisting around in front of hundreds of people before I managed to pull myself out. FML
Today, a man slapped me in the face with his newspaper because I didn't get out of his way fast enough at the train station. I guess he didn't notice I was on crutches. FML
Today, I got a once-in-a-lifetime chance to see Hamilton. My friend kept complaining and asking very loudly why it was "just about that one guy". We got kicked out. FML
Today, I was first in line at a stoplight. After five minutes, with a line of cars behind me, the light was still red. People behind me started honking, so I decided to just go. Halfway across the way, I was greeted by a camera flash. Nobody else went. FML
How could you?
Today, I went to a huge rock concert. While waiting in a half a mile long line to get in, I passed out due to the heat. I regained consciousness to hear about a hundred people yelling and trying to help me. My boyfriend, who I went with, was not one of them. FML
Today, I was yelled at by a bunch of angry people because I couldn't physically move out of the way while 10 more tried to force their way onto a subway in Shanghai. Then one old lady started hitting me with her purse to get me to move even more. FML
Good deed of the day
Today, I was at a music festival when a group of idiots decided to push over a port-a-loo (portable toilet). I rushed over and tried to hold it up to save the person inside from a very messy and embarrasing scene. Not only did the door open, covering me in excrement, but there was no-one inside. FML
Good cause, bad knees
Today, I took part in a charity run for a good cause. I'd trained for months and showed up, only to trip and fall flat on my face at the starting line. I spent the rest of the race with scraped knees and a bruised ego. FML
Today, at the train station a woman's baggage had gotten stuck in the ticket barriers, so I used my ticket to unlock the barriers for her but told her to wait so I could get through too. She didn't wait. And I got painfully stuck in the barriers whilst I watched my train go by. FML
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SkoomaKi 28
Quick, get to the next town! It's a one in a 4 year chance to see it.
noe1387 0
Soo... It was only there for a brief second?
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SkoomaKi 28
Quick, get to the next town! It's a one in a 4 year chance to see it.
Mischief109 11
Haha just follow him. Run alongside the guy
wallandpiece 16
I'm sick of hearing about the bloody Olympics. Can't even read the news without being bombarded with Union Jacks, Olympic flames and the ******* Jubilee. Now it's on FML, too.
RaggleFrock 13
I live pretty close to you, do you want me to run up your road with a lighter? It came down my street this morning, woke me up.
swestlake 11
Nice to see people being so patriotic
wallandpiece 16
Seriously, why should I be patriotic? Cameron's Britain is nothing to be proud of.
wallandpiece 16
Seems I'm being thumbed down for having an opinion. Something's not right here..
tylersign 11
Your being thumbed down for expressing your idiotic opinion.
wallandpiece 16
Ah, the old name calling technique. How original. So come on then. Enlighten me. Why exactly is it idiotic?
rendezvous1111 3
Because you're still talking.
wallandpiece 16
Isn't that what the comments section is for?
mduffy08 8
Yeah... Just not for you. No-one likes you.
ahti546 11
You're being thumbed down becausw your profile picture is a serial killer lol.
wallandpiece 16
Oh dear, I'm devastated. And it's actually Anthony Perkins. He's an actor, not a murderer.
ahti546 11
But in that picture he portrays Norman Bates, who is a serial killer
wallandpiece 16
Well done. But you do realise he's entirely fictional, right?
ahti546 11
He was based on a real guy, but yeah, i know the actual character is fake.
wallandpiece 16
Well, anyway. It's a great film.
mduffy08 8
What's the name of the film?
wallandpiece 16
'Psycho', directed by Alfred Hitchcock.
unknown_user5566 27
66- It's idiotic because you are expressing your dislike for the topic of the Olympics, while acting as a proponent of the conversation. If you don't like hearing about the event, 1) Don't read the FML. 2) If for some reason you do read it, don't engage in the conversation. By engaging in a conversation you clearly dislike, you give others the perception that you are merely a person who likes to stir the pot, and "hear" themselves talk.
wallandpiece 16
But I was bored..
unknown_user5566 27
Fair enough, I was just providing an explanation to why people may have felt your comments were idiotic. :)
joooeee 3
It's messed up that people get downvoted just because people don't agree with their opinion but you can get up voted for saying,"omg that sucks, Fyl."
unknown_user5566 27
I generally agree, but when people post comments speficially to stir the pot, it's annoying and pointless. If your opinion adds value to the topic- go for it
Feklfekl2222 32
2- yes a once every 4 year opportunity because it doesn't come through different countries every time and this isn't going to be the only time in their lifetime it comes through THEIR town.
unknown_user5566 27
Oops. Sent too soon. Anyway, if your opinion adds value, post away. That's kind of the point of a threaded discussion.
ManInTheMachine 20
91- I'd love it if you could name the last FML in which someone said "OMG that sucks. FYL." and they actually got upvoted, because I seriously doubt it happened recently. As far as I know. People HATE it when people say that, and they're usually buried. If you can give me that information, I'll back down. But until then, your argument is invalid.
Boygenius50 8
Way to feed the trolls, people.
mduffy08 8
They see me trollin'. Dey hatin'
wallandpiece 16
I'm sure I got downvoted simply because I said something deemed 'unpatriotic'. I don't think it's because I didn't add value to the conversation. A lot of people thumbed me down, but only one person actually gave an explanation. Besides, nobody explained why my olympics remarks were out of order. People could have just thumbed down because I didn't agree with the norm. Who knows? They won't be explaining any time soon.
ManInTheMachine 20
T You say "people could've just thumbed me down for not agreeing with the norm." but when people WERE just thumbing you down you bitched about how it was for "having an opinion." Try practicing what you preach next time, hmmm?
wallandpiece 16
Think about what you just typed. 'Could'. My sentence contained the word 'could'. And I'd appreciate it if you didn't take my words out of context next time.
wallandpiece 16
I think OP was upset because the olympic torch was in his hometown. The idea of the FML was that seeing it anywhere else wouldn't be the same.
Tweekz14 5
Omg that sucks, fyl.
Drigr 9
wallandpiece, it is no longer even about your idiotic comment, but has since, become about your insistant bitching that has probably gotten you put on many people's "thumb down on sight" list. Another reason your comment was idiotic was because you didn't like people not being fond of your opinion, but that's like going to a comic book convention to say you loathe comics, sure, you're entitled that opinion, but don't expect people to praise you for it when it is their discussion.
KingDingALing 9
I think everyone should shut up and drop it because this whole section of comments is about to get blown to Hell by the Mods. Edit: Looks like I'm too late...
jjessen 20
She shoulda ****** that guy up. Guys can't hit girls, but the reverse isn't true, I think.
TheApocalypse 5
The Olympics aren't in the same place every time. Jussayin.
Drigr 9
116, i disagree so much with that statement. I think it is just as sexist to say guys can't hit girls as it is to say girls belong in the kitchen. I follow the mentality of "I don't care if you have a penis or not, **** with me, I'll **** with you." This holds especially true in crowds where people are pushing and shoving.
Drigr 9
And just to add, I don't think OP should just stand there and get pushed around, but if she wanted to start a fight, she better not expect a guy to just stand there and get beat up
Drigr 9
Even more comments got deleted making what I said only make partial sense...
Drigr 9
The FML gods have been busy with this one.
EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
I feel ya. When the 2010 winter olympics were happenig in vancouver, the torch was passing through my town. We were supposed to go with our class to see it, but my class ended up missing it because my dumbass teacher made us all take "washroom brakes". We missed it by 1 minute. :/
ragzy 7
One in four year chance if she travels to each country that will host the Olympics. Good chance it won't be held in England again in her lifetime.
downtime 13
133, No, but it will be passing through some other town other than their own once every four years. The once in a lifetime thing is that it probably won't be passing through their town specifically. Since the comment says to follow it to another town, that does make it something that can be done every four years...You could travel to see it anywhere else if you so wanted.
emilyjgraham 34
140, I don't think you get it. it's pretty much a once in a lifetime event because Britain will probably not hold the Olympics again in ops lifetime! and op probably won't be going to wherever it is in 2016 to go see a torch. I mean ye, sure, go to the next town but with traffic and all the people standing round they'd still probably miss it!
ragzy 7
140 - that's a fair point to go to the next town but as was pointed out it may be a bit difficult for them to get to the next town. Op is pissed enough to go on FML so I'm guessing they don't have the opportunity to go to the next town. If that was the case then the FML would be about getting a bruise and not missing out on the chance of seeing the flame. My reply to 1 was that it is not a once on four year opportunity but a once in a lifetime opportunity to see the flame in what is most probably their home town.
cheer4everever 0
To EVERYONE: The Olympics take place every TWO (2!!!) years!!!!
riceicle1 6
It's not even that good, I saw it yesterday. They walk it for a few miles through a town/city then it gets loaded onto a bus and driven to the next place. Even if you do see it there's that many people that it's hard too, (I was in my car with my Dad and we were stopped because it was passing, the only reason I saw it was because there were not many people standing in the road)
noe1387 0
Soo... It was only there for a brief second?
slimshadyfan123 4
I smell fake or exaggerated
blondebrunette11 4
Maybe she was pushed so hard that her beer spilled and she was was so drunk that she can't even tell the story straight. Which is why she thinks it's a "once in a lifetime" opportunity.
domking1315 20
151 the hell are you talking about? She didnt even say anything about beer
Yoyo2002 10
when it was passed was the special moment
The_Big_Boss 20
You mean once in 4 years..?
spikedrummer49 6
What a dick, grab a super soaker or water balloons and show him whose boss!
Sarah_moustache 9
No! You'll ruin the torch!
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Set him on fire, then.
Fishinaddict22 1
LOL squeaky, that's two comments that have me cracking up. You're killing me!
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Sssh! Shut up and let me kill you in peace!
efynsien 1
What did you do over the weekend? Oh not much, some bitxh lit me on fire with the olympic torch, but yea! Hmmmph, ya.
youtubetre_fml 14
You should follow him
jtthegr8 26
It's guna be on tv anyways
youtubetre_fml 14
It's not exactly the same on Tv as for real !
lolfood 24
Isn't the torch once every 4 years?
jtthegr8 26
Yes the torch is a once in 4 year thing
punchp 4
The torch does not go through every single town in the entire world every 4 years(Hello, it's the Olympics, not magic). So this may have been OP's only chance to see it.
lolfood 24
Right. I wasn't really thinking.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Oh, look. It's Alan. Did you hear the Groundhog calling you? (a walk on the wild side :D)
RedPillSucks 33
Get Santa to pass the torch. He gets to everyones house all over the world.
iliketocomment17 7
Isn't it every 2 years? The torch went through my town in 2010 for the winter Olympics.
itssosparkly 21
See, 55, that seems like a great idea until you consider that he is used to visiting in the night and leaving what he carries in our houses. So if Santa went around carrying the Olympic torch, we'd all burn to death in our sleep. Hohoho.
i2smart2trick 15
97 your comment made me laugh so hard! XD
emilyjgraham 34
94, that's the winter Olympics, we're talking about the normal Olympics, each are held every four year with two between them. for example 2008 bejing, 2010 winter (don't know where it was) 2012 London, 2014 next winter Olympics. op won't experience the winter Olympics because it's highly unlikely that Britain will hold it!
iliketocomment17 7
Okay. I was just meaning that both winter and summer Olympics have a torch that goes around, and that event happens every 2 years.
kickuwithmyfist 1
What a dick! Sorry op!!=
kickuwithmyfist 1
It's killing me!! Am I suppose to capitalize op?....gah I'm a noob
Schizomaniac 24
Not capitalising OP doesn't make you a noob. Caring about not capitalising OP makes you a noob.
kickuwithmyfist 1
Lol I noobed myself...damn =[ =| =] =D
pboyko2 6
Life is not perfect
maosquare 18
So is your use of punctuations.
Pretty_reckless_fml 18
Fail ^
Sarah_moustache 9
Rude! And he had to shove you pretty hard to get a bruise. Ouch.