Today, I decided to do naked yoga in my lounge room, as I always do. Later, I found a note on my front door saying "Keep doing what you're doing". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I came out of my bedroom to find my mom doing yoga in my hallway. Naked. She doesn't seem to think there's any problem with this. It's my house. FML
Today, I decided to tan naked in a secluded part of my yard, so I wouldn't get tan lines. I even felt adventurous enough to leave my bikini and towel inside. This idea backfired however when my mom stopped home from work, assumed I wasn't home, and locked all the doors before she left again. FML
Today, after getting out of the shower, I was in a good mood. So I decided to run around the house naked, then play air guitar while air drying, just for fun. My blinds were open, and the men in the Fedex truck in my front yard did have fun. FML
Today, on my way to work, the obese old guy in the house opposite mine offered me tips on my yoga technique. Not only were his tips helpful, but I now know I should either close my curtains or put clothes on when I do yoga. FML
Today, while trying to get over all the emotional things I've been going through, I forgot that my bedroom door was open and here my silly behind was dancing in my underwear while my roommate watched on. FML
Today, I peeked through my window and trained a pair of binoculars on my neighbour's house. Every night without fail, he ends up standing in front of his window topless to flex his muscles. This time, I was surprised to instead find a note taped to the window saying, "Sorry, I'm out tonight." FML
Today, my girlfriends dared me to answer the door naked to the cute pizza delivery guy. He laughed it off and thanked me for the awesome tip. An hour later, police arrived because my nosy, frigid, couldn’t-get-laid-in-a-brothel neighbour reported me for public indecency. FML
Today, I was home alone, blasting music, dancing in my underwear, singing into a wooden spoon. I turned around mid-performance to see my landlord standing in the kitchen. I’d forgotten about the maintenance appointment I'd scheduled. FML
Today, I was taking a shower after basketball practice. When I got out of the shower I thought no one was home so I thought it might be fun to walk around the house completely naked. I walk downstairs and my mom was eating dinner. Along with 20 other members of her bookclub. FML
Today, after taking a refreshing shower, I found out that due to a newly-built platform, people in the apartment underneath can see right into my bedroom. While I was standing there completely naked, some guy smiled at me. FML
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Top comments
Lars93 18
Well, maybe you should get curtains.. ?
Yovany27 9
Well are you gonna keep doing what you doing? =p
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Comments (101)
NeyNeyDaDa 21
It could have just been a random act of kindness that had nothing to do with your naked yoga. Posting motivational quotes on strangers' doors is something I've done before. Yours could have just been one that sounds creepy out of context haha.
logicnazi 18
You realize the number of people you've probably freaked out don't you?
PhilSnake22 13
Ironically that's a good way to get you to stop, amateur mistake on the guys part...
tranced_ 45
On that note, happy yoga day! ^_^
EPIKxPANDA 13
Maybe, from the sound of it, your helping someone burn calories as well ;). If you catch what I'm laying down lol
lucie91_fml 12
its your fault actually. close the damn curtains... or do not get naked...
limabeans101029 21
Well... what did you expect if you didn't close your curtains? Still, FYL. Unless you don't mind being seen, that is
emseearedee 8
You should be able to do that without curtains, your perverted neighbors need to control themselves and not be creepy. Sucks that's the female body is always sexualized, even when she's not trying to be sexy.
limabeans101029 21
49- I agree that it was ridiculously creepy for the neighbour to leave a note (maybe it was just their weird way of letting OP know that people can see her?) but I have to be honest: If I saw an extremely attractive man doing naked yoga (not trying to be sexy), I would still find it sexy. There isn't anything wrong with being turned on by a sexy lady doing naked yoga because, let's face it, that IS sexy. Spying on her would be wrong and perverted but, hey, OP could easily avoid it. The fact is that there are always going to be creepy, perverted people in this world. Getting rid of those people, or changing their ways, would be very difficult (not that we shouldn't try); closing curtains is rather easy. Please don't think that I'm condoning spying because I'm not but I just don't think you can complain because people find naked women attractive
Whydoyouask 11
#49 You my be really stupid or naive...or both. And "sucks that the female body is always sexualized"!? Are you five? Just from an evolutionary standpoint, that's kind of what keeps our race going...You think their'd be some sort of magic sexualizing switch for men when seeing women naked that would be dependent on womens' intentions? I'm sorry, but let be a reality check for you.
babygirlprincess 17
they like your birthday suit
fantasyworld 39
Why do you do yoga naked in the first place?
samlovesham1234 9
It's less sweaty that way? Just sayin'.......
kurodansei 16
it's not less sweaty. clothes absorb sweat and keep it from getting everywhere. naked excercise is way more sweaty
Fixme 5
Because being naked rocks!
samlovesham1234 9
As everyone else said, it's time to invest in or close the curtains.