Today, I decided to do naked yoga in my lounge room, as I always do. Later, I found a note on my front door saying "Keep doing what you're doing". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I came out of my bedroom to find my mom doing yoga in my hallway. Naked. She doesn't seem to think there's any problem with this. It's my house. FML
Today, I decided to tan naked in a secluded part of my yard, so I wouldn't get tan lines. I even felt adventurous enough to leave my bikini and towel inside. This idea backfired however when my mom stopped home from work, assumed I wasn't home, and locked all the doors before she left again. FML
Today, after getting out of the shower, I was in a good mood. So I decided to run around the house naked, then play air guitar while air drying, just for fun. My blinds were open, and the men in the Fedex truck in my front yard did have fun. FML
Today, on my way to work, the obese old guy in the house opposite mine offered me tips on my yoga technique. Not only were his tips helpful, but I now know I should either close my curtains or put clothes on when I do yoga. FML
Today, while trying to get over all the emotional things I've been going through, I forgot that my bedroom door was open and here my silly behind was dancing in my underwear while my roommate watched on. FML
Today, I peeked through my window and trained a pair of binoculars on my neighbour's house. Every night without fail, he ends up standing in front of his window topless to flex his muscles. This time, I was surprised to instead find a note taped to the window saying, "Sorry, I'm out tonight." FML
Today, my girlfriends dared me to answer the door naked to the cute pizza delivery guy. He laughed it off and thanked me for the awesome tip. An hour later, police arrived because my nosy, frigid, couldn’t-get-laid-in-a-brothel neighbour reported me for public indecency. FML
Today, I was home alone, blasting music, dancing in my underwear, singing into a wooden spoon. I turned around mid-performance to see my landlord standing in the kitchen. I’d forgotten about the maintenance appointment I'd scheduled. FML
Today, I was taking a shower after basketball practice. When I got out of the shower I thought no one was home so I thought it might be fun to walk around the house completely naked. I walk downstairs and my mom was eating dinner. Along with 20 other members of her bookclub. FML
Today, after taking a refreshing shower, I found out that due to a newly-built platform, people in the apartment underneath can see right into my bedroom. While I was standing there completely naked, some guy smiled at me. FML
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Top comments
Lars93 18
Well, maybe you should get curtains.. ?
Yovany27 9
Well are you gonna keep doing what you doing? =p
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Comments (101)
piemanfood 19
At least it's a complement could off be something worse
Spentpoet 26
Put on a show that will make them rethink watching you.
Lalala579121 28
Depending on the show it'd just make them more likely to watch.
bdsmslave 18
Must be the downward facing dog. Real seducer, that one.
Fyrepower 23
Much better than being told that you were doing something wrong. Always a bright side if you look for one, OP. At least you did something right.
daemonsparta 16
i would suggest blinders or curtains......or not continuing..or get cameras to catch who's peeping
leogachi 15
While I believe you should be able to walk around/exercise/whatever while naked in your own home, I also believe you should close the blinds to keep your privacy. Nobody should be looking into your window anyway, but sometimes it just happens when you look at someone's house.
Brandi_Faith 34
I completely agree. Depending on the location of op's house/window, it might be facing another window which means it's hard for the neighbours not to see. There are these little blocks of condos where I live, and one building of condos is right next to another building, so the windows face each other and are only about 30ft apart. If you're going to do something naked, be sure all the blinds are closed or expect that someone may be able to see.
FrankHotpants 31
If it was really some perv I don't think they'd ruin the "show" by informing you that they can see you, thus ending the peep show. Either way perhaps a double check of your lounges privacy is in order.
logicnazi 18
Had I kept scrolling and seen your comment. I wouldn't have just wrote the same thing.
danceinconverse 25
Well obviously close the blinds because that's creepy as **** but my question is why would anyone leave that note? Like they just let OP know that they're watching them naked. She's obviously going to stop letting them see now. Not a very smart peeping Tom.
Brandi_Faith 34
I think the people weren't actually watching and didn't really care, they were just letting op know they could be seen in a funny way. It may have been some guy or girl that wanted to let op know that they could be seen, but didn't want the awkwardness of confronting them or making op feel weird, so they just decided to leave a funny note. I find it kind of funny. I mean a real peeping Tom or pervert wouldn't actually say anything, so op doesn't actually have anything to worry about...other than keeping her blinds shut or her clothes on. Lol.
TypicalSenpai 14
What I'm concerned about is where this peeper has been watching you from (windows, etc.). Otherwise, you have the right to be naked anywhere in your own home.
Zebediabolical 45
If you can be seen naked from the street you're guilty of indecent exposure. Whether or not anyone cares enough to complain is a different matter.
worldclassrager 41
Looks like we have a peeping tom...time to change rooms?