Today, I decided to do naked yoga in my lounge room, as I always do. Later, I found a note on my front door saying "Keep doing what you're doing". FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I came out of my bedroom to find my mom doing yoga in my hallway. Naked. She doesn't seem to think there's any problem with this. It's my house. FML
Today, I decided to tan naked in a secluded part of my yard, so I wouldn't get tan lines. I even felt adventurous enough to leave my bikini and towel inside. This idea backfired however when my mom stopped home from work, assumed I wasn't home, and locked all the doors before she left again. FML
Today, after getting out of the shower, I was in a good mood. So I decided to run around the house naked, then play air guitar while air drying, just for fun. My blinds were open, and the men in the Fedex truck in my front yard did have fun. FML
Today, on my way to work, the obese old guy in the house opposite mine offered me tips on my yoga technique. Not only were his tips helpful, but I now know I should either close my curtains or put clothes on when I do yoga. FML
Today, while trying to get over all the emotional things I've been going through, I forgot that my bedroom door was open and here my silly behind was dancing in my underwear while my roommate watched on. FML
Today, I peeked through my window and trained a pair of binoculars on my neighbour's house. Every night without fail, he ends up standing in front of his window topless to flex his muscles. This time, I was surprised to instead find a note taped to the window saying, "Sorry, I'm out tonight." FML
Today, my girlfriends dared me to answer the door naked to the cute pizza delivery guy. He laughed it off and thanked me for the awesome tip. An hour later, police arrived because my nosy, frigid, couldn’t-get-laid-in-a-brothel neighbour reported me for public indecency. FML
Today, I was home alone, blasting music, dancing in my underwear, singing into a wooden spoon. I turned around mid-performance to see my landlord standing in the kitchen. I’d forgotten about the maintenance appointment I'd scheduled. FML
Today, I was taking a shower after basketball practice. When I got out of the shower I thought no one was home so I thought it might be fun to walk around the house completely naked. I walk downstairs and my mom was eating dinner. Along with 20 other members of her bookclub. FML
Today, after taking a refreshing shower, I found out that due to a newly-built platform, people in the apartment underneath can see right into my bedroom. While I was standing there completely naked, some guy smiled at me. FML
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Top comments
Lars93 18
Well, maybe you should get curtains.. ?
Yovany27 9
Well are you gonna keep doing what you doing? =p
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Comments (101)
Lars93 18
Well, maybe you should get curtains.. ?
Miss_Chevious 37
or perhaps call the police... if OP has curtains then she has a serious stalker on her hands
HWICUNow 10
as long as they match the drapes
leogachi 15
You mean carpet. @37
Zebediabolical 45
Unless OP has hardwood floors!
Thoricsteam20 24
Imagine if instead the note said "You need to close your blinds ;)"
A07 48
That is what it technically meant
Yovany27 9
Well are you gonna keep doing what you doing? =p
Ted_brosby 4
I had the same question. Who is that in your profile pic
patts_ 23
#46: that's Cassie. She's a singer / dancer / actress / I'm not really sure anymore
elsie23 11
That's her .
Jazilli 7
What a ******* pervert
logicnazi 18
Tbh, if he was actually a pervert (and had any brain cells), he wouldn't have said anything and just kept enjoying the view. Perhaps the person simply was having a little fun with the note. It doesn't take a genius to know that once you leave such a note, she will shut the blinds. #glasshalffull
patts_ 23
Do you own curtains? Time to get some if you don't.. Or blinds or something. If you do: why would you do NAKED yoga with them open?
vreddyp 10
exhibitionist perhaps?
vampire623 6
#24 if that was the case she would not be posting it on here because she would not care that she was being watched
clevergirl98 20
Naked is the only way to go
Sangue0608 26
Couldn't agree more
AlwaysWatching 27
The only way to go as in get murdered by the peeping tom
popsvb01 9
you are 17... WHERE ARE YOUR PARENTS? jk
BrotherPhil 35
Possibly on the same clothing optional beach? or sitting in lotus next to her?. You obviously have a dirty mind.
IridianShadow 20
You must be very attractive. Though I do recommend curtains or a new workout spot.
Brandi_Faith 34
Or, you know, just wear clothes. ;)
bekkylove22 23
You're living the dream.
rozalyn77 15
That's creepy... definitely invest in some curtains
zahidnasir 22
carry on then
jtfrisch 22
Well, you're doing something right