Today, I was trying to replace the lightbulb in my bedroom. Since I couldn't reach it by myself, I grabbed and stood on a chair. After I got two broken bones, and had stitches in my forehead, I figured that using a chair with wheels probably wasn't the best idea after all. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was moving into my new house. While trying to turn on the light in the bedroom, I realized I couldn't reach the string on the fan. I got a chair, climbed up, reached over, and fell badly. While writhing in agony on the floor, I looked over to see a light switch on the wall. FML
Today, I went to sit on a desk chair, which promptly rolled out from under me. This made me fall on my own foot, literally shattering two bones. I just bought a 9-month gym membership and can't use it because I wanted to sit down. FML
Today, I was cleaning my room and set my burnt out light bulb on my computer chair without any second thought. Later, I sat on the chair, the light bulb shattered and I got a huge gash on my butt. FML
Today, I fell off my desk chair. Why? I failed to notice that the screws I'd been finding on the floor around my room for the past few months belonged to said chair. FML
Today, I managed to fracture my shoulder blade and dislocate my shoulder, just by falling off a deckchair. FML
Today, I sat on the toilet and fell off as the broken toilet seat slid off. As I fell, I grabbed the light cord in an effort to stop myself, and pulled it out of the ceiling. Now I can't use the toilet, and have to shower in the dark. FML
Today, I fell off my chair, then missed it completely trying to sit back down. FML
Today, I was at a party, and I sat down on a chair. While conversing with friends, I shifted places on the chair, and broke it. Embarrassed, I then stood up and change chairs. After moving to the next chair, I broke that one too. FML
Today, I woke up after being sick from the flu and tried to get out of bed. I forgot I was in a bunk bed and broke my ankle in the fall down. FML
Today, I was messing around in computer class when somebody called my name from the hall. Trying to be smooth, I tried rolling my chair backwards out into the hall. The wheels wasted no time jamming and sending me crashing face-first into the floor in front of everyone. FML
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BigEV 0
With wheels?? You've got to be kidding.
skyiscool 0
did no one ever read you that book about the cop who stands on a swiveled chair? then he gets a dog to teach him safety lessons? I think it's called "never stand on a swiveled chair" (swiveled means spins or has wheels)
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Comments (254)
BigEV 0
With wheels?? You've got to be kidding.
p00phed 0
OP, you're a dumb-****
pwincessa23 1
agree
bigdawg132 0
dumbass
Hmmm_ok 0
are.... you... retarded...?
brycereid 0
How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Uncool_LikeYou 0
idk how many?
goodfella925 0
hahahaha win^^^^^^XD
Heather_x0x0 6
hahaha!!! exactly what I was thinking...
nhlnba2 6
Maybe he was trying to get some wheels of his own and standing on something with them gave him some motivation to ask out a girl.
moi101 0
I do it all the time, I'm jus good at it
StoryOfTheYear 15
Einstein ON WHEELS! :o
impregnator 0
so none of u monkeys have ever stood on a chair with wheels? lying ass ppl
bryanorange 3
im retarded and have screwn and taken out plenty of lightbulbs before on a chair with wheels and yet to fall down and by the way im 12 jajajaja
DesB 7
haha win!
LTHoratioCaine 4
its not a bad idea, works fine unless youre an idiot with the balance of a chubby guy standing on a round pole. you deserve it for being uncoordinated and for not being able to break your fall... somehow resulting in your elaborate injuries which are probably lies.
48Connor 10
I dont understand why your so retarded? I do that atleast once a month, and then theres the ocasonal "use the ceiling to make you go fast" times. Beaat
gruvychild 17
Aha! Witty!
MissBunny25 0
I stand on chairs with wheels all the time. I make people push me, and spin me around in them. threatening to slap them with raw meat if they refuse my commands.
bootzilla_fml 0
your real smart
EvilPotato 15
how did you not notice that
Ronan_k 0
I'm guessing OP has never seen cartoons.
ImanAzol 4
One and a bottle of lube. But it takes three doctors to get it back out.
Alexweber929 14
God im glad im tall
ilOlAtYourfMlnUk 0
lOl you sir fail :)
xXxSophiexXx 8
agreed
Lucidium 0
what does lOl mean
sterlingarcher 1
it means laugh out loud lol..
awkward_turtles 1
he means with the capital O
banana_buddy 6
No #2 what fails is this discussion of lol.
sterlingarcher 1
haha my bad :|
ilOlAtYourfMlnUk 0
it mean laugh OUT loud :)
smooshy_fml 0
awww op is such an idiot ^.^ lol
Nashie 0
You're all f*cking wrong. It means Lots of love. Ahhh
flickyourbic1223 7
no 166, lots OF love. :p
sterlingarcher 1
hahaha it means laugh OUT loud not lots OF love..
skorpien 1
They're referring to the story of the lady who thought it meant "lots of love" and responded to a status about the death of a family member on her Facebook by ending it with "lol"… I think…
MissBunny25 0
you guys are all idiots. it clearly means lick ON lildicks. duhhhhh. (yes, lildicks is all one word) I deemed it so, anyway.
ilOlAtYourfMlnUk 0
that's what's up :D
poiuytjfffc 0
everybody just sTFu
sofiainthesun 5
You need a ladder and another idiot to spin it.
sunnysurfchick 0
LOL so true
she9909 0
omg I thought I was the only stupid one that was stupid enough to stand on a chair with wheals haha this makes my day!
thegame247 0
LOL that makes 2 ^ win
mcintosh123 15
What's a wheal?
kaylanicole1255 1
I thought the same thing! Oh and dont stand on folding chairs either! I learned that the hard way tok! :D
effyoubitch 5
lmfao
SeaChicken 0
I hope you used alot of photoshop on your picture
Isabel312 0
A unicorn!!!!
javmuniz87 0
charlie!!!!
flickyourbic1223 7
Charlie :) lol
FMLsOhilarious 6
You're also the only stupid idiot that can't spell "wheels" correctly. Epic fail for you.
anonymous595 0
haha :-)
CodingSquirrel 3
@101 [Woody Allen voice] Wheels, fields of wheels.
SeaChicken 0
Yeah Charlie-bike
iheartdance 6
I definately do that too! it's the closest chair usually so it makes sense haha never fell that badly though.
iheartdance 6
I definately do that too! it's the closest chair usually so it makes sense haha never fell that badly though.
iheartdance 6
I definately do that too! it's the closest chair usually so it makes sense haha never fell that badly though.
iheartdance 6
I definately do that too! it's the closest chair usually so it makes sense haha never fell that badly though.
joy_nash 7
tht's never a good idea! :S
ptxace 0
Come on now. Where's your common sense?
ptxace 0
Come on*
sterlingarcher 1
haha ikr?!
Javgirl 4
Where are his/her balancing skills? Pshhh get out
arielzbkny 0
Apparently in his/her ass
Autoshot 9
Way to go, champ.
nswan 5
woww... brilliant!
Nashie 0
Hey man. What did you search up on Google Images for that pic? Oh and what page number?
nswan 5
hahahah no that's actually me. sorry, want me to send you more so you believe it? ;)
MissBunny25 0
no, dear sir, I'm sure she doesn't. thus, the sarcastic comment. however , I must advise you to put a shirt on, unless you want the FML nerds to attack you for doing such things as physical activities. those things are unheard of here -.-
nswan 5
haha you're right.. we wouldn't want that
denvan 0
You should've just gone down a hill with it and recorded it
howslife123 0
hah. they should make anmovie about that.
xleanne_aLly 23
HILLY? :o and psht you're gorgeous and look exactly like my cousin who also lives in Canada.