Today, in the fitting room at Old Navy, a customer asked me if we sold Calvin Klein jeans. I replied "no ma'am, this isn't a department store, we only sell Old Navy jeans." She left, and complained to my manager, who informed me that "the customer is always right." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went shopping for a new pair of jeans. I was feeling good about the fact that I was going down a waist size until the cashier decided to discuss with me, three co-workers, and the ten other people in line how she didn't even know jeans came in sizes that big. FML
Today, a customer said the pants she was buying rang up more than advertised. I quietly told her plus-sizes were not on sale. The customer yelled in front of a whole line of people, "So I'm fat and can't read! Any other insults you'd like to throw at me?" and stormed out of the store. FML
Today, a heavy set lady came to my boutique asking for our "largest" 28in size jeans. I decided to humor her by giving a 52 mislabeled as a 28. It fit perfectly! She happily bought it and left. Later, her mother, who is a Super Karen and twice her size, came to complain about me to the owner for bodyshaming her daughter. FML
Today, a customer yelled at me because we didn't have any laptops in stock. I work at a clothing store. FML
Today, I was in a department store with my three year old daughter to buy some new jeans. I took her into the dressing room with me and as I began to take off my pants she yells, "Mommy, you can't go peepee in here!!" I am no longer welcome in that particular store. FML
Today, a customer told me that there was no way he was paying for his shopping. He then walked off. As it turns out, the customer IS always right. FML
Today, while standing in line at the grocery store, I noticed that myself and the woman in front of me were wearing the same shirt. As she was about to leave, I said to her "Hey! I'm wearing that shirt!" She turned to me and replied, "Not in THIS size you aren't." FML
Today, I thought the cashier said the new blouse I picked out was ugly as she was ringing me up. I'm really self-conscious about my fashion sense, so I snapped and started yelling at her. It wasn't until she was close to tears did I find out she said "lovely" not "ugly". So, that's another store I can't go back to. FML
Today, I went shopping with a friend. She went to try some clothes on and came out to ask for my opinion. "Hell no! That shirt is awful!" She wanted to show me the pants. The shirt was hers. FML
Today, I went shopping with my grandma. Told her I saw a pretty dress I liked. She asked me who would fit in that? When I replied they have it in different sizes. She replied with, "Yeah but definitely not yours.". FML
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Jimboom 12
**** her! **** her right in the ear!
ionelementz112 0
Have a friend pose as a customer and give you a home made coupon that says "All the shit I want for free". They're the customer; they're right.
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123go_fml 0
that's absurd of her.
aFatFuck 0
Sometimes the only thing you can do is to knock a bitch out AWWWWWWWWWW YYYYEEEAAAAAAAA
yojo62 5
Besides the fact he'd get fired if he did that. And that's kinda what you should expect from people who shop in old navy.
Jimboom 12
**** her! **** her right in the ear!
woody_fml 0
Damn, your manager and that customer are stupid.
ohmygolly 0
It can suck to work in retail When your store manager is fail Customers bite ass They will whine and harass And you still aren't making a sale.
authorkid 2
limrick!
amelinat 0
I guess you should have said 'yes, we sell Calvin Klein jeans at our branch down the street and round the corner with the big sign that says Calvin Klein jeans' Some people just like to complain to hear the sound of their own voice.
ionelementz112 0
Have a friend pose as a customer and give you a home made coupon that says "All the shit I want for free". They're the customer; they're right.
MadPercussion 0
^ haha epic
mrmystery96 0
you sir, are deserving of this nice cake.
teentee401 37
The cake is a lie
klassic09 0
haha so, what, you're supposed to lie and say you DO sell Calvin Klein jeans? I work in retail too.. fun times..
nonoftheabove 0
I've worked in retail before. The customer is almost always a complete retard.
jess0091 0
^WIN
csigabajnok 0
#4 LOL :) Should've asked your manager to show you where they're kept. Once, my teacher told me "The customer is _almost_ always right." because he understood that people are stupid as shit, and it's their fault if they are.
wolfy_fml 5
This is the saying at my shop: "The customer is always right... unless they are wrong, as is the case most of the time."