Today, I cut myself deeply with an expensive razor that advertised it's impossible to cut yourself with. Twice. Guess I always was an overachiever. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I managed to cut myself twice with a Swiss army knife. Stabbed in one hand and sliced a finger on the other. Good to know it's super sharp. FML
Today, I cut myself with child-proof scissors. FML
Today, while trying to put something into the almost full waste bin, I cut myself with a razor blade that my son had thrown in there. It was surprisingly sharp, and my finger started pissing blood. FML
Today, I cut myself on a band-aid box, while trying to get one out for another cut. FML
Today, I got an electric shaver hoping that it would reduce the risk of cutting myself than shaving with a manual one. However, I cut myself opening the plastic package with the shaver inside. FML
Today, I tried shaving my bikini area for the first time. I ended up cutting myself several times. I now have impressive razor burn, and it's incredibly painful to even wear pants. FML
Today, I accidentally cut myself with a razor blade on my toe. Not only does it sting really badly, but it reinforces the fact that I have abnormally hairy toes that need to be shaved. FML
Today, I learned how to sharpen a knife. I sharpened it so well that it went through my finger like a lightsaber. FML
Today, I decided to conquer my fear of blades, and tried shaving my legs with a razor. I sat on the side of my bathtub and wet my legs, but some of the water splashed. I slipped on it and fell back, hitting my head on the tile wall and slicing my leg open at the same time. FML
Today, while I was at work in a machine shop, I cut myself really bad. Not with any of the sharp tools, drills, or metals I work with. Just the soap dispenser. FML
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CYNNER 0
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JESUSlives4MUSIC 0
you must feel proud. I know I would
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Comments (171)
skankihobag 0
you know, they have places for people like you.
a066684 0
holy, awesome hair!
BrettFavreisgod 0
I'm Ron Burgundy?
sexy_pants_101 3
hahaha i so would do that 2
metazoanhaddock 11
What would you do for a Klondike bar?
lilbyrd43 0
lol@emo! Are you the same one who called, and couldn't get thru to the suicide prevention hotline? Sorry...I took a smoke break
JazzProphet 0
Dude! You live in Surrey? Are you near Little Winging? You should go see Harry Potter! :D
nate_stinkfist 0
hi everyone. I have big anus.
timba 0
Either get an electric or be a man and leave the stubble.
lilbyrd43 0
lol@ladi3g haha that's great