Today, I confronted my mom about her drinking problems. After I blurted everything out, she completely denied it. She did this as she was drinking a huge cup full of vodka. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my once-alcoholic mom told me that she would sell me for a shot of vodka. FML
Today, my mum got upset with me for having my first hangover ever after being of legal drinking age for over 6 years. She is a closet alcoholic in denial who hides red wine bottles around the house. FML
Today, I caught my mom trying to get secretly smashed out of her brain-box on booze at 8:00 a.m. FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's mom. She went on about how my girlfriend's dad is a no good drunk, following this statement with spilling her fifth glass of wine. FML
Today, as usual, my mom got shitfaced and started berating me for something. This time, it was for missing a therapy appointment. Not only am I unable to drive, it was her appointment. For her alcoholism. FML
Today, my alcoholic mother decided to finally check herself into rehab. She did it while drunk, and flirted with the front attendant. FML
Today, my mom came home, shitfaced drunk. She thought I was my dad and gave me a forceful kiss, with a lot of tongue. She then pulled away, stared at me, screamed in horror, and spewed all over me. I puked too. FML
Today, I left a concert with my drunk mother who had spilled beer all over my shirt. I drove her home and she slept it off. Later, my mom "found" my shirt in the laundry and grounded me for drinking behind her back. She won't believe me that it was her. FML
Today, my very drunk mom called me to confess that she was the girl that my boyfriend left me for two years ago. FML
Today, my mom got drunk and punched me in the nose, then yelled at me for bleeding on the carpet. FML
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Top comments
Inciter 33
She's in denial, but maybe if enough people that care tell her she has a problem, she'll listen.
moop256 10
Denial is always the hardest part to over come during an addiction :(
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Comments (87)
Ddogsd 0
I wish I was could drink and talk at the same time
IAMYOURPINEAPPLE 9
So they're chocolate cookies then?
milkndstufff 7
from vodka ---> cookies
cocodecoeur 12
HIDE ALL THE VODKA!!!
heyred 11
A true FML. I'm sorry, OP.
amyjadee 0
Your moms' Russian?
Okayitwasme 0
Good luck OP, oldest addiction in the world. Most accepted addiction besides smoking.
xrudeboyrock 29
Wow, the holidays brought out a lot of 'alcoholic mother' FMLs. But OP, I am sorry and wish you luck. It's extraordinarily difficult for the entire family when one member has an addiction.
skyeyez9 25
My uncle is an alcoholic and says he isn't. He will drink a bottle or two of saki (a type of rice wine. He lives in Okinawa). When sober, he rarely talks. While Drunk, he is the most obnoxious asshole, tries to pick arguments and thinks he is always right. Then the next day claims he doesn't remember all the mean things he has said. He can't accomplish simple tasks cause he is either drunk or hungover.
LePenguin 0
My kidney's hurt thinking about this.