Today, I confronted my mom about her drinking problems. After I blurted everything out, she completely denied it. She did this as she was drinking a huge cup full of vodka. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my once-alcoholic mom told me that she would sell me for a shot of vodka. FML
Today, my mum got upset with me for having my first hangover ever after being of legal drinking age for over 6 years. She is a closet alcoholic in denial who hides red wine bottles around the house. FML
Today, I caught my mom trying to get secretly smashed out of her brain-box on booze at 8:00 a.m. FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's mom. She went on about how my girlfriend's dad is a no good drunk, following this statement with spilling her fifth glass of wine. FML
Today, as usual, my mom got shitfaced and started berating me for something. This time, it was for missing a therapy appointment. Not only am I unable to drive, it was her appointment. For her alcoholism. FML
Today, my alcoholic mother decided to finally check herself into rehab. She did it while drunk, and flirted with the front attendant. FML
Today, my mom came home, shitfaced drunk. She thought I was my dad and gave me a forceful kiss, with a lot of tongue. She then pulled away, stared at me, screamed in horror, and spewed all over me. I puked too. FML
Today, I left a concert with my drunk mother who had spilled beer all over my shirt. I drove her home and she slept it off. Later, my mom "found" my shirt in the laundry and grounded me for drinking behind her back. She won't believe me that it was her. FML
Today, my very drunk mom called me to confess that she was the girl that my boyfriend left me for two years ago. FML
Today, my mom got drunk and punched me in the nose, then yelled at me for bleeding on the carpet. FML
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Top comments
Inciter 33
She's in denial, but maybe if enough people that care tell her she has a problem, she'll listen.
moop256 10
Denial is always the hardest part to over come during an addiction :(
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Comments (87)
Rainchikmoo 6
I think it's time got a *dramatic music* intervention.
LinaLyssic 12
I think it's time for you to learn how to make a proper sentence.
reaganomics 6
I kinda pictured this: Kid: Mom you have a drinking problem, it's now starting to.... -interrupted by "slurp, sluuuuurppp, slurp slurp" Mom: Honey what drinking problem?....can you grab the orange juice out of the fridge mommy's out of mixer...
jsm007 5
"You say sit down it's just to talk, smiles politely back at you, you stare politely right on through."- The Fray
jrsylilballer6 7
Your a good daughter; she needs professional help though. Way to care for her OP
heyyy464 1
At least you confronted her about her drinking! That's a big step
Pentium_4 27
i'm sorry, that really sucks and i feel bad for you but i understand because i can never stop drinking, it's really hard
Epsilonyx 15
Are you saying that you "blurted out" that your mother's drinking habits are extremely detrimental, not only to herself, but you as well, and that her repeated dependency on alcohol may be a sign of serious depression, and could lead to suicide?
winterforever97 30
:(
alexh15 13
That's the spirits....! Spirit...!
StoryOfTheYear 15
You let her drink it in front of you? That's not really helping the situation, to be honest.
Airman1988 9
Im sure she asked his permission
ChaosAngel17 14
I'm pretty sure op is a girl.
StoryOfTheYear 15
What about it? I'm not even saying she has to take it away. She could at least have pointed the vodka out, or gotten someone else to take it away if she could not.