Today, I confronted my mom about her drinking problems. After I blurted everything out, she completely denied it. She did this as she was drinking a huge cup full of vodka. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my once-alcoholic mom told me that she would sell me for a shot of vodka. FML
Today, my mum got upset with me for having my first hangover ever after being of legal drinking age for over 6 years. She is a closet alcoholic in denial who hides red wine bottles around the house. FML
Today, I caught my mom trying to get secretly smashed out of her brain-box on booze at 8:00 a.m. FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's mom. She went on about how my girlfriend's dad is a no good drunk, following this statement with spilling her fifth glass of wine. FML
Today, as usual, my mom got shitfaced and started berating me for something. This time, it was for missing a therapy appointment. Not only am I unable to drive, it was her appointment. For her alcoholism. FML
Today, my alcoholic mother decided to finally check herself into rehab. She did it while drunk, and flirted with the front attendant. FML
Today, my mom came home, shitfaced drunk. She thought I was my dad and gave me a forceful kiss, with a lot of tongue. She then pulled away, stared at me, screamed in horror, and spewed all over me. I puked too. FML
Today, I left a concert with my drunk mother who had spilled beer all over my shirt. I drove her home and she slept it off. Later, my mom "found" my shirt in the laundry and grounded me for drinking behind her back. She won't believe me that it was her. FML
Today, my very drunk mom called me to confess that she was the girl that my boyfriend left me for two years ago. FML
Today, my mom got drunk and punched me in the nose, then yelled at me for bleeding on the carpet. FML
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Top comments
Inciter 33
She's in denial, but maybe if enough people that care tell her she has a problem, she'll listen.
moop256 10
Denial is always the hardest part to over come during an addiction :(
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Comments (87)
Ikickmidgets 11
sounds like you need to learn the life lesson that it's not your job to fix your ****** up parents. Once you figure that out you'll d o much better. I'm not just being a dick, I've been through it. Get through your teen life and leave.
lsd_25 8
#73 has an awful approach. its everyones job as a human being to help each other, especially family. worrying about only yourself is just gonna leave you alone and miserable. help your mom as much as you can, but dont let her **** up your life or dont **** up your life while trying to help your mom.
hoonyer 17
In your argument did you remember to point out the drink in her hand?
lylotrezor 20
Sorry you (and she) are going through that.
brick_man33 14
replace her vodka with vinegar.
theonlysweetpea 10
I'm with #73; having piss-poor excuses for parents is not your fault. Leave as soon as yoh can!
SpruceDread4578 13
So many negative comments...
minisquid 9
*in awe*
macwoods 9
in soviet Russia car drive you so its ok adele
GEFStryker 29
I know I'm going to hell for this, but in keeping with the spirit of the honest booger boyfriend, this gave me mad lulz. I do wish you and your mom the best with her problem.
The_sacrificer 5
shoot her for everyday you see her drinking...that way she relizes....im gunna get shot if i drink