Today, I confronted my mom about her drinking problems. After I blurted everything out, she completely denied it. She did this as she was drinking a huge cup full of vodka. FML
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Today, my once-alcoholic mom told me that she would sell me for a shot of vodka. FML
Today, my mum got upset with me for having my first hangover ever after being of legal drinking age for over 6 years. She is a closet alcoholic in denial who hides red wine bottles around the house. FML
Today, I caught my mom trying to get secretly smashed out of her brain-box on booze at 8:00 a.m. FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's mom. She went on about how my girlfriend's dad is a no good drunk, following this statement with spilling her fifth glass of wine. FML
Today, as usual, my mom got shitfaced and started berating me for something. This time, it was for missing a therapy appointment. Not only am I unable to drive, it was her appointment. For her alcoholism. FML
Today, my alcoholic mother decided to finally check herself into rehab. She did it while drunk, and flirted with the front attendant. FML
Today, my mom came home, shitfaced drunk. She thought I was my dad and gave me a forceful kiss, with a lot of tongue. She then pulled away, stared at me, screamed in horror, and spewed all over me. I puked too. FML
Today, I left a concert with my drunk mother who had spilled beer all over my shirt. I drove her home and she slept it off. Later, my mom "found" my shirt in the laundry and grounded me for drinking behind her back. She won't believe me that it was her. FML
Today, my very drunk mom called me to confess that she was the girl that my boyfriend left me for two years ago. FML
Today, my mom got drunk and punched me in the nose, then yelled at me for bleeding on the carpet. FML
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Top comments
Inciter 33
She's in denial, but maybe if enough people that care tell her she has a problem, she'll listen.
moop256 10
Denial is always the hardest part to over come during an addiction :(
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Comments (87)
BooSheet 3
I know how you feel, I live with an alcoholic too. Be very persistent! It's gonna be a good while before you'll get her to admit she has a problem, let alone get help for it!! The alcoholic I live with has accepted he's an alcoholic-now he jokes about it and refuses help. -.-;
MPerez6473 5
Maybe it was water, or Sprite, I like Sprite.
FMLsOhilarious 6
Oh wow, you know how to time things so well. Teach me your ways oh wise one.
enonymous 9
The cookie recipe she was baking clearly states 5-6 gallons of vodka. Not an alcoholic of she's baking you cookies
pottymouthpanda 0
First stage is denial; get an intervention?
Ray_of_midnight 23
Best thing I can do is to suggest you find the nearest Al-anon or Alateen meeting, in hopes of sharing your experiences and maybe learning some coping strategies. It's very empowering to find out you're not alone, for starters. Good luck.
evilplatypus 39
Those sound like Middle Eastern terrorist organizations... Just sayin'
sneakypeekaboo 8
36- you're very ignorant
skidooguy 4
Vodka is paint thinner
ronski 41
From experience, they will always deny that they have a problem. All you can do is try to be there when they reach rock bottom
StoryOfTheYear 15
She's baking the cookies in her stomach? Pretty sure OP's mom drank it all.
pdp_fml 21
This is a very sad situation. I feel bad for you op. if you are a teenager, it will be very hard for you to confront her on this issue. Try to get an adult relative to help you and support you.