Today, I confronted my girlfriend about cheating on me. Her response was that it's not cheating since she is getting paid. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend why being with a girl while being with me is cheating. FML
Today, I found out my girlfriend of 5 years cheated on me. When confronted she told me, "I didn't get wet so it wasn't cheating." FML
Today, my girlfriend actually yelled, "Why are you making this all about YOU?!" after I confronted her over cheating on me. FML
Today, my girlfriend accused me of cheating, because I tipped our waitress at dinner. FML
Today, my girlfriend asked me what I think counts as cheating. We got into a fight about it, and she eventually broke up with me. Turns out, even by my own standards, I've cheated on her multiple times throughout our relationship. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating on me. He claimed it wasn't cheating because he's not romantically attracted to her. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been cheating on me with two different guys. Her incredibly moving excuse was that she was getting "more experience" so she could please me better. FML
Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend of six months that giving another guy a blow job IS cheating. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend was cheating on me. Her excuse? I was the one that had initially introduced them. FML
Today, multiple people informed my girlfriend that I’m cheating on her. I’m not. FML
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Il_Maestro 6
I recommend not dating a hooker.
thebeautybleeds 17
You might want to get tested...
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Comments (146)
KnightAngela1109 10
Oh my I hope you were wrapping up your salami:)
raew10 4
At least your getting it for free.
AugustBurnsToast 14
Tell her good luck finding a guy who sees any sort of validity in her argument hahaha!
LoganBurrito 6
You, sir, are quite the handsome man, in the straightest way possible and from one bro to another.
Michele2luv 8
I thought he was quite adorable too :)
Holly__FML 3
you are really good looking:)
AugustBurnsToast 14
Why thank you sir and everyone else :) (Stupidly grinning at the moment haha)
omarzrgz 3
That *****. SMH
shayshayshazam 14
Yup. Time to break up.
mrsmillsy 10
Why is it not EX-girlfriend??
Michele2luv 8
Shes good at her job . . .
I_Punch_Babies 7
you didnt pick it up when she kept asking for money every time yall did it? shame on you op!
iHateHippiesToo 6
@27 - you've never dated have you?
horneyhic 15
Well it is her job would u quit urs for a new gf?
omarzrgz 3
Not to mention an illegal job.
ShyAnn29 15
Unless she lives in Nevada, then it's not illegal.......I think, I could be wrong.
hermitknut 22
A quick search says that a few Nevada counties allow prostitution in legal brothels, so yep. Anywhere else in the US it's illegal.
esines 9
God I hope she works at Bunny Ranch and is on kathouse
ShyAnn29 15
Thank you 46 for making me feel smart!
Dommon 7
umm so is she your girlfriend or prostitute??
FMLshark 12
Both, clearly.
TwiztedYuri 9
he's running a business but doesn't realize it yet.
SoultheWolf 19
I really hope you dump that ****. And get yourself tested, if you have a dissease sue her ass.
michaeljcaboose 7
I believe ***** don't get paid. She is totally a *****