Today, I confronted my girlfriend about cheating on me. Her response was that it's not cheating since she is getting paid. FML
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Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend why being with a girl while being with me is cheating. FML
Today, I found out my girlfriend of 5 years cheated on me. When confronted she told me, "I didn't get wet so it wasn't cheating." FML
Today, my girlfriend actually yelled, "Why are you making this all about YOU?!" after I confronted her over cheating on me. FML
Today, my girlfriend accused me of cheating, because I tipped our waitress at dinner. FML
Today, my girlfriend asked me what I think counts as cheating. We got into a fight about it, and she eventually broke up with me. Turns out, even by my own standards, I've cheated on her multiple times throughout our relationship. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating on me. He claimed it wasn't cheating because he's not romantically attracted to her. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been cheating on me with two different guys. Her incredibly moving excuse was that she was getting "more experience" so she could please me better. FML
Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend of six months that giving another guy a blow job IS cheating. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend was cheating on me. Her excuse? I was the one that had initially introduced them. FML
Today, multiple people informed my girlfriend that I’m cheating on her. I’m not. FML
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Il_Maestro 6
I recommend not dating a hooker.
thebeautybleeds 17
You might want to get tested...
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Comments (146)
omarzrgz 3
She takes "**** bitches, get money" to a serious level.
omarzrgz 3
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Branflakes78 13
i dont think shes ******* bitches!
Jaxx66 21
No, for men in this situation it's "**** bitches, lose money." the bitches get the money :P
RedPillSucks 33
The pimp gets the money. That should be OPs other concern. If she's hooked up with a pimp, that just adds a whole other level of complication.
omarzrgz 3
She takes "**** bitches, get money" to a serious level.
vcapelo 19
Well if it's her job she isn't cheating, but if she was just getting paid for a one night stand then it is. Anyway she should have told you!
hayyyyleyyyybaby_fml 14
Isn't that what ****** do, get paid to have one night stands? Whoring is their job, so I feel your statement is quite contradictory
citymayer 7
Wow.
vcapelo 19
A believe that if she does regularly and it's for the money, it's a job. But if she's doing it because she wants to be with someone else, she's cheating!
kandi_kid69 15
39- She's getting paid for a quick **** and blow. It's cheating. OP needs to move on if he hasn't yet. And technically she did tell him she cheated with that stupid statement she made.
redmane 21
If it's an open relationship and he agreed that she could **** other guys, then it's not cheating. She was having sex with other guys for money without telling OP. That would be cheating even if it's what she does for a living.
kandi_kid69 15
96- Considering he confronted her about cheating I would say it wasn't an open relationship and he didn't agree with it. Either way she cheated.
onlychildFTW 34
And... You're dating a hooker. Being paid for sex = hooker = good money - STD drugs = bad money overall.
perdix 31
Roxanne!!! She's not cheating, she's working. The best you can hope for is to be her pimp. Take it or leave it.
RedPillSucks 33
I don't care if it's wrong or if it's right... RRRROOOOOXXXXAAANNNNEEEE!!!! You don't have to put on that red dress tonight. RRRROOOOOXXXXAAANNNNEEEE!!!!
LoganBurrito 6
His next song needs to be "Don't Stand So Close to Me"
LoganBurrito 6
This could be a Jane's Addiction song. It may already be for all I know.
perdix 31
It's definitely the first hit by The Police.
LoganBurrito 6
I know but you took Roxanne in the comment above me :/
greenmen 12
Did you ask for your share?
perdix 31
He gets professional-quality sex from her for free -- what more can he ask for? Let's not be greedy ;)
pexy_fml 16
What's her number ?
donleischner 0
Fine line between "dating" and "prostitution". Either way guys spend money. If the money is spent for sex it is prostitution. If is spent on the hopes of sex, I'm sorry - dinner, it is a date. She had someone else's dock inside her while ?committed? to you. Dump her.
NiveaKK 9
Annie from 90210...?