Today, I confronted my girlfriend about cheating on me. Her response was that it's not cheating since she is getting paid. FML
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Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend why being with a girl while being with me is cheating. FML
Today, I found out my girlfriend of 5 years cheated on me. When confronted she told me, "I didn't get wet so it wasn't cheating." FML
Today, my girlfriend actually yelled, "Why are you making this all about YOU?!" after I confronted her over cheating on me. FML
Today, my girlfriend accused me of cheating, because I tipped our waitress at dinner. FML
Today, my girlfriend asked me what I think counts as cheating. We got into a fight about it, and she eventually broke up with me. Turns out, even by my own standards, I've cheated on her multiple times throughout our relationship. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating on me. He claimed it wasn't cheating because he's not romantically attracted to her. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been cheating on me with two different guys. Her incredibly moving excuse was that she was getting "more experience" so she could please me better. FML
Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend of six months that giving another guy a blow job IS cheating. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend was cheating on me. Her excuse? I was the one that had initially introduced them. FML
Today, multiple people informed my girlfriend that I’m cheating on her. I’m not. FML
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Il_Maestro 6
I recommend not dating a hooker.
thebeautybleeds 17
You might want to get tested...
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Comments (146)
heitwl 1
Drop her like a hot rock.
TwiztedYuri 9
hope you been wrapping your shit. don't want to get anything fancy. may the Pimp hand grow stronger.
MRosellini 2
She's pretty cheap, btw
icallbullshit 3
Leave that *****.
blueknight1st 26
She's right. If you are getting paid to have sex it's job. Doesn't matter if she is working the corner or working the camera.
Ins0mau 20
Maybe. But it's an honesty thing. Se should have told him BEFOREHAND and come to an agreement, else it's cheating. Business or not.
the_true_batman 10
Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks.
lemontree7 3
Ouch
Igor_g5 0
Yeah. Everybody knows that if your girlfriend's a prostitute she's not cheating. It's just a job. Dump her ass!!'
_wraith 15
Ouch. That sucks OP. I'm of the mind that if you were informed of her profession prior to the relationship than its something you knew you were getting into. Judging by your post, however, you were not aware. I'm sorry to hear that. Hopefully you find someone a little more upfront and honest about where they work.
Headcrab 29
Technically she's correct. Still sucks tho.
williamcarter93 13
I'd hate for you to have to do anything to or for me that needs logic.