Today, I confronted my girlfriend about cheating on me. Her response was that it's not cheating since she is getting paid. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend why being with a girl while being with me is cheating. FML
Today, I found out my girlfriend of 5 years cheated on me. When confronted she told me, "I didn't get wet so it wasn't cheating." FML
Today, my girlfriend actually yelled, "Why are you making this all about YOU?!" after I confronted her over cheating on me. FML
Today, my girlfriend accused me of cheating, because I tipped our waitress at dinner. FML
Today, my girlfriend asked me what I think counts as cheating. We got into a fight about it, and she eventually broke up with me. Turns out, even by my own standards, I've cheated on her multiple times throughout our relationship. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating on me. He claimed it wasn't cheating because he's not romantically attracted to her. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been cheating on me with two different guys. Her incredibly moving excuse was that she was getting "more experience" so she could please me better. FML
Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend of six months that giving another guy a blow job IS cheating. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend was cheating on me. Her excuse? I was the one that had initially introduced them. FML
Today, multiple people informed my girlfriend that I’m cheating on her. I’m not. FML
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Top comments
Il_Maestro 6
I recommend not dating a hooker.
thebeautybleeds 17
You might want to get tested...
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Comments (146)
firefightereha 4
what did you think she only charged you $20 so she could get some spending money?
NNR 0
Well at least she has a source of income
DotZz 4
Ooooo boyyyy
KiddNYC1O 22
This is "omgosh, dump her!" worthy.
14vock 0
Shut up. You should be happy. Maybe she'll let you watch one of the movies she makes
Kasse 4
At least she's employed.
Baytheshark 14
Is it sad I laughed at this?
shutdafrontdoor 0
If she gave you a cut of the money, that would make you her pimp and not her boyfriend
ccovey 2
It isn't cheating if you get to watch
Pancakemines 0
You mean ex-hooker right?