Today, I confronted my fiancé and told him I knew his 'little secret'. I had suspected that he had been ruining his wedding diet by eating pizza at the office. He replied that the affair with his secretary had only been going on for a couple of months. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I ran into my serious boyfriend of two years at a restaurant. He was sitting with another girl. I went over and asked him who she was. He replied, "Who are you?" Apparently I was the secret girlfriend. FML
Today, I discovered that my fiancé had tried to fake his own death because he thought it would be easier than confessing to the affair he was having. FML
Today, I found out that my husband thinks I'm fat when I caught him slipping diet pills into my morning smoothie. FML
Today, my fiancé invited his pregnant co-worker for dinner. After we finished eating, he sat down and explained to me that her kid is his and that he's been cheating on me with her for 5 months. She had a smile on her face during the entire thing. FML
Today, I saw my husband at a restaurant, laughing with a hot woman. He'd told me he was at a meeting with the VP of his company. Furious, I barged in and started screaming at them, calling him a cheater and a liar. Turns out the woman was actually the VP of his company, and they were in the middle of the meeting. FML
Today, my husband had a 'come to Jesus' moment where he confessed he has been lying to me our entire marriage about everything, from relationships with women I have suspected to what he ate for lunch. He does not know why he lies about the little things, he said he wants to "know something that you don't." FML
Today, I discovered my fiancé has been telling everyone else we are just friends, yet last night he wanted me to go with him to pick up my engagement ring. I'm supposing the wedding will be a surprise to everyone. FML
Today, I found out from some guy that he and my wife had been having an affair for over year. She confessed to everything, and said they had already broken it off. She also admitted that she would've never mentioned it to me if I'd never found out on my own. FML
Today, while trying to be sexy for my fiancé by going to change his background photo to a naughty pic of myself, I found out he's been actively cheating on me. For almost a year, with multiple women. When confronted, he tried telling how hard me finding out was for HIM. FML
Today, I caught my soon to be husband screwing our wedding planner. FML
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nananna915 0
Dump him, dump him immediately
Yulia_fml 0
Thank goodness you found out now! But really, his secretary? How un-original.
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Comments (206)
neonoodle 0
eh, anyone who spills all the beans when someone says "I know your dirty little secret" is a dumbass. He probably wanted to get caught. If my girlfriend ever asked me that, no matter if I was cheating or not, my response would be "What secret?" not "Oh man! You got me! How could I ever think of getting anything passed you?!"
gummibehrs 4
Hahaha I agree 100%
Itstopsecret 0
Well,I guess he was being torn apart by guilt.And thats's not an easy thing to live with.So when she told him she "knew"he took it as a chance to get the guilt off his shoulders,and used it.He didn't even think he might have other secrets (or maybe he didn't)
2shady 0
serves you for trying to trap him by saying that
isantorin 0
#20 I have to agree.
oval_office 0
He stayed with you after you forced him into a "wedding diet". YDI.
Hunter329 0
Dick... You should dump his cheatin' ass...
ilikefish 0
This guy is a loser. Not because he was cheating, but because he cracked so easily. When someone says "I know your secret", you say "what secret?".
shroomis 0
not to be mean but you seem like a bitch...i might cheat on you just becasues of your attitude...just saying... and to the people who think a lot of men would go on a diet... we only do if he have to because of health issues or were gay so OP YDI
braveasanoun 0
156: The level of mind-numbing stupidity and bigotry in your post astounds me. So only women should worry about looking good and men can be as fat as they want? That's not chauvinistic at all!
dancing_bear 0
#94, I agree. Just because she talked to him about the diet doesn't mean it was her idea. It sounds to me like the "little secret" comment was meant to be a joke... but he took it seriously. Anyway, at least you found out before you married the guy.
woodsman707 0
Wow, some of you people are harsh. OP, you found out at the best possible time that your fiance is a douche. He just saved you years of pain. be thankful, and move on.